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35 of 44 (80%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:21am

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2021 @ 5:47am

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:21am

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2021 @ 12:27pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2021 @ 4:47am

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2021 @ 5:40am

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2021 @ 4:21am

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2021 @ 10:58am

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2021 @ 4:40am

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:43am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:09am

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 10:49am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:21am

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:09am

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 7:09am

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 9:56am

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 9:27am

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 9:04am

Played with balls

Did you have fun?
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 9:07am

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 9:24am

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 8:44am

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 9:26am

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 6:55am

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 10:53am

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 11:03am

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 11:00am

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 10:57am

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 10:58am

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 3:53pm



Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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