wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

UwU This is the LA Powice Depawtment, we awe fowwowing up on a sewies of weports of that youw huge bolgy wolgy has been distuwbing the peace in the neighbowhood, so we will be taking you and youw bolgy wolgy OwO into ouw custody, and it is pawt of the pwoceduwe fow us to nuzzle and wuzzle youw necky wecky ~ murr~ hehe UwU

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain...