kennedy
Independence, Kentucky, United States
 
 
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended..
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1.4 hrs on record
last played on 24 Nov
1,307 hrs on record
last played on 23 Nov
100 XP
0.7 hrs on record
last played on 23 Nov
PogU 25 Oct @ 5:32am 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumbled upon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princess if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I just need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with. I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? just pick up that phone and CALL. :)
theramenguy7 25 Oct @ 5:11am 
+rep This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills :steamhappy:
glingme 7 May @ 9:24am 
motheryucking window licker:steamthumbsdown::steamsalty::steamsalty::steamsalty::steamsalty:
Eugene 9 Jan, 2023 @ 5:16am 
flipflop stole my joke and should die
glingme 28 Dec, 2022 @ 5:33pm 
-rep tried to buy my daughter's used underwear and said "I will pay extra for a week of use"
I sold them but his payment method was a little dodgy. BE AWARE!
Mrgateris 20 Feb, 2022 @ 3:32pm 
Dont gamble kid