rep, used to be tight with him a few years ago and he always was a chill and NORMAL person. Recently got back into playing with him and he got really drunk and started to open up, he revealed that he has been fantasizing apes. That's right, he told me the last 8-9 months he has been enjoying the sexual presence and tension between apes, monkeys, chimps, and etc. I am so disgusted with this and I just had to get it off my mind, be careful who you meet on the internet. :/

What the ♥♥♥♥ do you mean?! You can’t KILL God. He exists on a completely different plane of reality. Like imagine if your Miis on your Wii started saying that they killed you. That would be impossible, it would make no sense.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

The game isn't even out yet, but it has come to my attention that hackers have STILL not made a sex mod for Starfield. I haven't even seen a screenshot of 1 boob, let alone any vaginas or ♥♥♥.

I'm starting to get concerned. I was hoping there would at least be a sex mod ready on or before day 1. What if I have to play it without sex? I want to customize my character's genitals. I want to suck ♥♥♥♥ in space for 8 hours and then take the VR goggles off and suck even more ♥♥♥♥.

Is it gonna happen or not? Should I cancel my pre-order?

Edit: whew there's a nude mod now. Thank ♥♥♥♥.

I took a 5 gram trip last night. Around the peek I felt like an animal. Like seriously. My muscles were getting harder like I just finished lifting weights or something. It was freakishly weird.I felt like I had the strength of 10 men. I was at the park by myself. I had no way to actually test this out but it was the feeling like...I didn't think or believe I was stronger than usual. I absolutely knew I was stronger. At one point I squated down. Placed my hands on the ground and had the urge to want to crawl around on all fours. I started growling. I felt like a gorilla.

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I dream of becoming a carrot. When I'm home alone I dig holes in the backyard and stand in them, put lettuce on top of my head from sun up to sun down. I would steal sun tan spray from stores and use it until I turned a bright orange. People tell me it's impossible for me to be a carrot but I know I can be anything I want to be

+rep god player at dbd and just big love to her for being an amazing teammate <3

I ESPECIALLY like it when the person I am sexing smokes weed, but NOT if I am not smoking weed while having sex also. Overall though, I am the best weed smoker and sexer you’ll ever meet. Next time you have sex-yeah right- you BETTER smoke weed, and if you think about smoking weed you have GOT to be having sex first. Nobody can out sex smoke me. I am the BEST at having sex and smoking weed, whether that be simultaneously, before having sex, after having sex or before or after smoking weed. TRY to get on my level, non smoking weed having sex ass ♥♥♥♥♥.

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I am not gay. Do not call me gay. Ever. Again. Or there will be consequences. When I say consequences, I mean consequences.

Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PSN and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. add me

xXxChildMolesterxXx. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.
Good day ma'am.
Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think.

Hello, this is Matthew’s mother and legal guardian. You will desist in contacting my son and having more irrational and upsetting arguments. That is a form of cyber bulling. You will be blocked and reported to Instagram. This is your only warning; the next call I make will be to the Cyber Crimes Division.

tl;dr: Shook my dad's boss's hand with the Vaselined hand I had just been using to lube up my John Thomas and the homemade clay vagina I had accidentally left out for him to see.

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B OUT KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to '♥♥♥♥' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to '♥♥♥♥' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

If you're looking for a +rep on this profile you've come to the wrong place, but if you're looking for an outstanding garlic bread recipe you've come to the right place.

Ingredients
4 cloves garlic, crushed
2 tablespoons butter
2 tablespoons extra-virgin ;) olive oil
1 loaf crusty bread, split
3 tablespoons grated cheese, Parmigiano or Romano, optional
Chopped fresh parsley

Directions
Combine garlic, butter, and oil in a microwave safe dish or in a small saucepan. Heat garlic and butter and oil in microwave for 1 minute or in a small pot over moderate-low heat for 3 minutes.

Toast split bread under broiler. Remove bread when it is toasted golden brown in color. Brush bread liberally with garlic oil. Sprinkle with cheese, if using, and parsley. If you added cheese, return to broiler and brown 30 seconds. Cut into chunks and serve.

Recipe courtesy of your friendly neighborhood love

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

I just saw endgame, and it was pretty good, but there were a few weird things.

I thought it was strange how the Russo Brothers decided to render Thanos’ erect p3nis in such vivid detail. The veins were so perfectly done I couldn’t even tell his c0ck wasn’t real.

Another thing I found weird was when Black Panther broke the fourth wall and gave the audience the n-word pass. I did appreciate it, but it would feel more in place in a Deadpool movie.

Overall, it was still excellent, but I think that they definitely need to reconsider some things.

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I like tentacles porn soo much I always wanted an octopus to swallow me and eat my♥♥♥♥♥but I'm too shy to try it with octopus-san uwu ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄ I try to substitute by buying alot of long noodles and overcook them then put them all in my♥♥♥♥♥♥and push in and out uwu noodle-senpai feels so good (≧∀≦) when I'm done reaching an ♥♥♥♥♥♥ I♥♥♥♥♥♥all the noodles out it's full of my lewd brown sauce hehe :3 I eat them all mmmm so tasty ~ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

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Why are you so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach you, I say "konichiwa". I always ask you about your favorite anime before talking about my waifu. Your usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with you, and how you usually act disinterested because I'm a sand♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like 9/11 but I don't hold it against them. Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the ♥♥♥♥ I watch.

Don't👏 pretend👏 to 👏be 👏entitled👏 to👏 financial👏 compensation👏 if 👏you 👏or👏 a👏 loved 👏one 👏hasn't👏 even 👏been 👏diagnosed👏 with 👏mesothelioma

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+rep hi lilith