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I recommend finding a slender, monodactylous carrot and inserting it into the olfactory passage with a pair of pincers. Thereupon, one should fashion a piece of tissue paper or a wad of cotton-wool into an elongated radicle, using this as a battering ram to further urge the vegetable into the nostril. Should said vegetable be too large to accurately insert into such a confined area, it would be prudent to carve it into nimbler fragments with a blade.
After the task is accomplished, a flamboyant macaw should be released into the celestial firmament, to commemorate success.

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