Proezas de EbonyGodess09 no POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Desbloqueada a 1 nov. 2020 às 21:09

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Desbloqueada a 1 nov. 2020 às 21:05

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Desbloqueada a 1 nov. 2020 às 21:14

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Desbloqueada a 1 nov. 2020 às 21:39

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Desbloqueada a 1 nov. 2020 às 22:21

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Desbloqueada a 2 nov. 2020 às 12:47

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Desbloqueada a 2 nov. 2020 às 14:36

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Desbloqueada a 2 nov. 2020 às 19:44

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Desbloqueada a 4 nov. 2020 às 14:48

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Desbloqueada a 7 jan. 2021 às 15:52

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Desbloqueada a 7 jun. 2023 às 18:12

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Desbloqueada a 2 nov. 2020 às 12:58

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Desbloqueada a 31 dez. 2021 às 20:50

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Desbloqueada a 7 jun. 2023 às 18:31

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Desbloqueada a 2 nov. 2020 às 13:55

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Desbloqueada a 2 nov. 2020 às 12:18

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Desbloqueada a 6 jan. 2021 às 15:14

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Desbloqueada a 4 nov. 2020 às 14:16

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Desbloqueada a 7 mar. 2021 às 12:38

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Desbloqueada a 2 nov. 2020 às 18:33

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Desbloqueada a 2 nov. 2020 às 14:30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Desbloqueada a 2 nov. 2020 às 19:08

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Desbloqueada a 1 nov. 2020 às 21:45

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Desbloqueada a 3 nov. 2020 às 12:20

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Desbloqueada a 2 nov. 2020 às 14:22

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Desbloqueada a 2 jan. 2021 às 12:45

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Desbloqueada a 1 nov. 2020 às 21:27

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 2 nov. 2020 às 11:15

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Desbloqueada a 1 nov. 2020 às 21:06

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Desbloqueada a 2 nov. 2020 às 12:08

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Desbloqueada a 2 jan. 2021 às 12:14

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 2 nov. 2020 às 10:59

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Desbloqueada a 5 jan. 2021 às 12:13

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Desbloqueada a 2 nov. 2020 às 12:04

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Desbloqueada a 3 nov. 2020 às 11:58

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Desbloqueada a 31 dez. 2021 às 20:45

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Desbloqueada a 29 mai. 2023 às 21:30

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Desbloqueada a 7 jun. 2023 às 18:01

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Desbloqueada a 2 nov. 2020 às 18:29

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Desbloqueada a 30 mai. 2023 às 19:30

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Desbloqueada a 5 nov. 2020 às 1:38

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Desbloqueada a 6 nov. 2020 às 17:28

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Desbloqueada a 31 dez. 2021 às 20:24

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

6 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

27 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

5 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

710 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

17 / 30