БОГИНЯ МИНЕТА's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2021 @ 4:22am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2021 @ 4:22am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2021 @ 4:22am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2021 @ 10:43am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2021 @ 6:09am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2021 @ 9:02am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2021 @ 10:04am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2021 @ 10:40am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2021 @ 3:16am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 4:43am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2021 @ 4:41am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2021 @ 4:22am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2021 @ 4:35am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2021 @ 6:22am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2021 @ 6:01am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2021 @ 10:38am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2021 @ 6:54am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2021 @ 10:19am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2021 @ 10:34am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2021 @ 8:29am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2021 @ 11:06am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 9 Aug @ 9:45am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2021 @ 9:25am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2021 @ 5:13am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2021 @ 6:12am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2021 @ 4:22am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 4:24am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2021 @ 6:27am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:37am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2021 @ 10:08am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 6 May @ 1:28am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2021 @ 10:39am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 4:55am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2021 @ 4:28am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 14 Jul, 2021 @ 5:39am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2021 @ 4:49am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2021 @ 8:34am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2021 @ 4:36am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 17 Aug @ 7:13am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2021 @ 8:49am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

16 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

14 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

6 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

15 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

1 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

14 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

4 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

280 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

2 / 30