YOU'RE SITTING ON A PILE OF FRESH CLEAN TOWELS IN A NICE HOTEL ROOM. THE WALLS ARE LINED IN THICK SHEETS OF PLASTIC LIKE ONE OF DEXTERS KILL ROOMS. A LADY WALKS IN DRINKING A BOTTLE OF PERRIER AND BITING INTO A LEMON LIKE AN APPLE.THIS LADY HAS NEVER EATEN A PIECE OF ASPARAGUS IN HER ENTIRE LIFE. IN FACT SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ ASPARAGUS IS. SHE SQUATS DOWN BEHIND AN OSCILLATING FAN AND BLASTS A SOLID, HIGH PRESSURE STREAM INTO THE SPINNING BLADES. YOURE HIT WITH A GIANT CLOUD OF ****VAPOR, LIKE ONE OF THOSE MISTERS AT DISNEY WORLD IN THE SUMMERTIME. YOU LAY THERE, SINKING INTO THE GIANT PISS SPONGE OF TOWELS.THE EUPHORIA IS OVERWHELMING. YOU'RE A PATHETIC LITTLE ****BOY AND YOU'VE FINALLY FULFILLED YOUR DREAM OF BEING A HUMAN DIAPER. A SUDDEN KNOCK ON THE DOOR BRINGS YOU BACK TO REALITY.ITS HOUSEKEEPING ASKING IF YOU NEED MORE TOWELS. YOU LOOK OVER AT THE LEMON LADY AND SHES SHOTGUNNING A HORSE **** SIZED BOTTLE OF SMARTWATER.YOU SHOUT BACK TO THE DOOR, "KEEP THEM COMING".

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