Proezas de STEEL no POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Desbloqueada a 12 fev. 2022 às 6:32

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Desbloqueada a 13 fev. 2022 às 6:41

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Desbloqueada a 14 fev. 2022 às 5:27

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Desbloqueada a 12 fev. 2022 às 17:54

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Desbloqueada a 12 fev. 2022 às 6:40

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Desbloqueada a 16 fev. 2022 às 9:13

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Desbloqueada a 16 fev. 2022 às 16:41

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Desbloqueada a 3 mar. 2022 às 13:43

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Desbloqueada a 14 de jan. às 18:59

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Desbloqueada a 15 de jan. às 8:50

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Desbloqueada a 16 fev. 2022 às 16:48

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Desbloqueada a 4 mar. 2022 às 15:06

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Desbloqueada a 3 mar. 2022 às 13:01

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Desbloqueada a 19 mar. 2022 às 11:07

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Desbloqueada a 12 mar. 2022 às 8:35

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Desbloqueada a 14 fev. 2022 às 8:29

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Desbloqueada a 12 mar. 2022 às 8:24

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Desbloqueada a 3 mar. 2022 às 13:32

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Desbloqueada a 12 fev. 2022 às 18:33

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Desbloqueada a 1 mar. 2022 às 10:51

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Desbloqueada a 14 de jan. às 19:47

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Desbloqueada a 3 mar. 2022 às 13:46

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Desbloqueada a 3 mar. 2022 às 13:03

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Desbloqueada a 23 fev. 2022 às 18:04

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Desbloqueada a 12 fev. 2022 às 18:33

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Desbloqueada a 3 mar. 2022 às 13:13

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Desbloqueada a 3 mar. 2022 às 12:28

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Desbloqueada a 14 fev. 2022 às 5:41

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Desbloqueada a 12 fev. 2022 às 6:43

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Desbloqueada a 12 fev. 2022 às 6:30

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Desbloqueada a 12 fev. 2022 às 18:06

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Desbloqueada a 12 fev. 2022 às 18:29

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Desbloqueada a 12 fev. 2022 às 18:32

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Desbloqueada a 21 mar. 2022 às 13:49

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Desbloqueada a 4 mar. 2022 às 14:31

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Desbloqueada a 7 de jan. às 12:43

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Desbloqueada a 14 fev. 2022 às 5:49

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Desbloqueada a 23 fev. 2022 às 17:43

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Desbloqueada a 14 fev. 2022 às 8:57

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

8 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

28 / 30

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

4 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

12 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30