They just announced a new Elden Ring game at the game awards. I can't take this anymore. I just can't. We'll never see Dust II again. We'll never feel the euphoria of seeing our rank rise. I'll never feel your sweet soothing voice as it calls comms into my ear. I'm going to miss this. I'm going to miss US. If you ever change, please reach out to me. I'll be waiting everyday. Even if you call me after my time, I'll reach a hand out of the grave to answer the phone for you. See you in another life my friend...

CS2 has fallen off. It's never been the same since you left. We still try to play, but theres no smiling or laughter involved anymore. It's just... something to do. A time waster. We can't even rank up, I've only lost RR. I just... I just miss you. I saw you've finally reached 35,000 hours on Elden Ring.... congratulations. I'm sure you're having the time of your life without us. Without your CS team... we've tried to move on but it's hard.

Let me know if you ever want to play a match or two... we can run some Dust. Like old times. Please. I'll wait for you for eternity. The everflowing passage of time may pass, but I'll wait. Until my very last breathe. You used to be the best.

I get it, you're a helpless addict. You’re out there button mashing and getting ♥♥♥♥ on by bosses while somehow enjoying it. But what about Counter-Strike 2? Remember Counter-Strike? The game that never left your side, the game that you grinded until you were diamond? And now look at you. You seriously fell off man.

Meanwhile, I’m over here, warming up in CS2, waiting for you like a dog staring at the door, hoping its owner will return. But no, you’re off rolling through your 115th Elden Ring playthrough. When does the vicious cycle end?

Meanwhile, CS2? It’s patient. It’s there, waiting. It doesn’t demand hours of your life at a time—it just asks for a few well-placed headshots. That's nothing for a diamond like you. And me? I’m standing here in wait while my gaming partner is MIA looking up grotesque images of Malenia on freaker websites.

Please come back to Counter-Strike. Let’s reclimb my friend. Put this addiction to rest once and for all.

x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe
Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your bulgy-wulgy
Kissies and lickies your neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles and wuzzles your chest (Yuh)
I be gettin’ thirsty

Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long, uwu, please adopt me
Paws on your bulge as I lick my lips UwU, punish me please
'Bout to hit 'em with this furry ♥♥♥♥, He don't see it comin'

He hasn't played CSGO in months. The new Elden Ring DLC has taken him away for good. His parents cry every night. His only sibling hasn't seen him in ages. He just keeps playing. Day in and day out. He lost his job. He only cares about Elden Ring. We don't know what to do for him. We've tried to help him, we've even disconnected his internet but he just keeps playing. It's so disheartening. I don't know what to do at this point other than to just give up. He refuses to participate in the real world... and even digitally he won't participate in anything but Elden Ring. God, I hate that game... It took him away... I need him back... Please...

He crashed the CSGO servers... I can't f**king believe it. He crashed all of the CS servers... When we asked him why he said "They're siphoning bandwidth away from my Elden Ring update speed." This man... he used to be Diamond... and now he's knocking the game offline! What the hell happened to him? I made a Rick and Morty joke and he scolded me and told me that Rick and Morty RIPPED OFF of Elden Ring! The game came out YEARS AFTER! He doesn't even go to the toilet anymore, he just sh!ts and p!sses himself right in his chair! His mom begs him to get a job, to do ANYTHING but all he says is "BUSY MOM, ELDEN RING!!!" It's a TRAGEDY! He was banned from Reddit because he made a bot to spam "Elden Ring Better" on every single game forum! I can't even give him gold or silver anymore! What has happened?! Please, SAVE HIM! MY ELO IS PLUMMETING!