Cryptic
Massachusetts, United States
 
 
To all of the killer mains who still haven’t memorized the survivors’ rulebook for killers, here are some of the most important rules.

Rule #1 : The Killer is always wrong. No exceptions.

Rule #2 : The Survivors are always right. No exceptions.

Rule #3 : The Killer is always overbuffed. No exceptions.

Rule #4 : The Survivor is always overnerfed. No exceptions.

Rule #5 : The Killer is not allowed to DC (disconnect) in matches

Rule #7 : Under no circumstances may the Killer dodge or leave the lobby. It will be considered as DC (Disconnecting). No exceptions.

Rule #8: As soon as the match starts, the Killer must announce who they are by whatever means necessary.

Rule #9 : The Killer must ALWAYS let the last Survivor exit through the hatch.

Rule #14 : If the Killer is successfully pallet-looped by the chased Survivor, the Killer can henceforth be referred to as an Idiot and deserves everything they get.

Rule #22 : The Killer cannot interrupt a survivor healing another survivor. It is unfair.

Rule #23 : The Killer cannot interrupt a survivor mending or healing themselves. It is unfair.

Rule #30: If it glows, it goes. No exceptions.

Rule #39 : Any Killer that finds a Survivor within the first minute of the game can henceforth be referred to as a Hacker and deserves everything they get. No exceptions.
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Bupremi 24 Feb @ 10:44pm 
You are a FAT dbd player ♥♥♥
daultrak1ller 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:30pm 
love the rules youve laid out in your bio. ill take note not to follow ANY of them, as surv mains do not deserve ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ily tho <3
Ninji 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:13pm 
very Saucy player :auimp:
Ninji 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:12pm 
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YOU HAVE UNO 28 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38pm 
Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth. I'm feeling romantical.
salami 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:28pm 
-rep has to camp and tunnel as knight at 4 gens to be good LMAO