your my pico pals

sorry polio took my legs

Special Kay have you seen the new update to csgo that added Pico Pals at long a?

The worlds gone mad, special kay is abandoning long and going B, hes become a workaholic that is constantly in the office and he has no regard for any of his piko pals anymore. I miss the old special kay with the kids and the divorce, bring him back or i'm gonna start tilting my head back and smoking like there is no tomorrow. you and i are gonna build a mountain or i swear one of these days the saints are gonna come marching in and ass clap you in a 13-0 office game

Foreeeverrrr Drunk, I wanna be foreeveerrr drunk. Do you really wanna drink forever? forrreeeverrr???

Excuse me Special Kay,

It appears you've not been Poglin off recently, is everything okay at home? Has your minion been acting up and cringing up the household? Very unjepic! Please respond with haste so we know you're still a true believer and epic CS:GO gamer.

Thanks and all the best,
SK (Summer Kay, not Special Kay, that'd be silly)