-rep dog boy

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. Turns out he was vegan. Don't trust this guy.

slurp i lobe you

ah, just what it needed

The baby wipe revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life expectancy of those of us who live in "stinky" households, but they have destabilized the bathroom, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of bathrooms to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of toiletries will worsen the situation. We were born 2 ♥♥♥♥, but we are forced 2 wipe even in "advanced" countries.

funny :/