My noble greetings, dear traveler. On the lines ahead you shall find a well refined statement. This shall help achieve greatness and shall fulfill ones soul. Traveler, in order to achieve greatness you shall seek all the 5150 incestuous preaching liars of the 7 Seas. Cultivate their seed and conserve the precious essence. It is Thee, who shall grant you advice in order to walk the path of achieving greatness. Once the seed has been collected, it is necessary to make exactly 379 rations, all perfectly distributed. Integrate these rations in your finest meals for but 165 days of the year. Exceed this limitation set upon you, and you shall perish. Though if you carefully follow the instructions, you shall be destined to grow. Grow toward greatness. Once you have consumed all rations, my dear interlocutor, rest. Rest for exactly 16,6 hours. Whilst thee takes upon the holy rest, the man with the two horns shall grant you all that is left to fulfill your soul and achieve greatness. The methodology is unbeknownst to all of mankind. However you shall set your trust in the holy man with the two horns.

This, my dear companion, was an instruction. Follow it and you shall become what mice and men can only dream of.