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1 person found this review helpful
12.4 hrs on record (9.3 hrs at review time)
9/10. This game is very fun and even a beginner with limited experience like me could beat it without too much struggle.



Best moment was when I kicked a guy in the sack and he fell off a high rise building.
Posted 8 December. Last edited 8 December.
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30.6 hrs on record (16.9 hrs at review time)
I'm really enjoying this game. The gore visuals are well detailed even by modern standards and the infected are fast and have all sorts of cool abilities that makes the game more unpredictable. Also I want to have sexual intercourse with the Witch
Posted 13 November.
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858.0 hrs on record (834.3 hrs at review time)
Engineer Gaming! Ohh my Gawd!!!
Posted 26 October.
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4 people found this review helpful
67.2 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
3/10, WOULD NOT RECOMMEND UNLESS YOU'RE INTO FINDOM

I have about 700 hours in this game (I did not link it to my Steam Account until today however) and this game is awful for Free to Plays and overall casuals in terms of progression and game play.

You gain significantly less exp compared to the someone who paid for premium and less silver which is necessary for purchasing weapons and soldiers. You also lack the necessary slots for additional infantry specialist squads and additional vehicles unless you're willing to shill REAL money.

The Tech Tree is filled with meaningless bloat that neither low BR or high BR players would want to use and every single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weapon is attached to a squad.

For example, if you unlock a squad with the STG-44, you have to gain exp using that squad before you can even think about upgrading since weapon levels are linked to squads, not the gun itself.

Higher level squads require a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of exp that only increases per level, some going from 15k to 25k (Keep in mind that a good match for premium-less players usually nets a 4-5k exp per squad at most) and you have to do this 30-40 times over.

There's also a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of paywall locked premiums that make your tech tree unlocks redundant since they're just as good if not better and there is a whole ass class locked too (Paratroopers).

The biggest elephant in the room is the existence of slots, where you can load up on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of tanks and planes to utterly decimate but only if you're willing to shill out the big bucks.

I like this Enlisted's design as it's a FPS that combines with limited RTS mechanics but if you don't pay Mistress Gaijin, you get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ over and I can't, in good faith, recommend such a game.


Posted 26 October.
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