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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
38.4 hrs on record (31.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Genuinely enjoying this game but the devs clearly have made some stupid decisions. if you auto attack you are unable to move afterwards and you just get smoked by whoever your fighting, to counter this you roll ... you would think thatd be the answer but NO you roll twice and you have no stamina and cannot fight them. SO YOU RUN AWAY JUMPING PRAYING THAT YOU SOMEHOW GET SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STAMINA JUST TO BE CHASED AND LUNGE STUNNED BY 25 SKELETONS. im chilling having fun, fighting some fat ♥♥♥♥ just to find it would be impossible to actually fight him with a sword as im using a bow and watch the boss throw 8 poison throws in a row. If you get touched by this poison you insta die in 3 seconds cool dont get hit, GUESS WHAT THE DEVS LEAVE THE POISON ON YOU WHEN YOU RESPAWN SO YOU DIE A SECOND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIME. GREAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME HEROS. Another issue, is when youre trying to run a mage or ranger build early game it is impossible to even fight any enemies a higher level than you because you need stamina so you spend points on stamina but do 0 damage because you cant spend your points on your ranger damage build, so you may think just build the damage so you can just kill the enemies, but nah you wont do enough damage to outweight the 0 stamina until youre level 11 and above so theres literally no point in starting as a mage or ranger. So many more problems i cant even remember them all, oh yeah theres enemies that can attack 4 swings in a row, then when you try to punish but you get animation locked and then get smoked by whoever your fighting, yes you can outplay this by rolling but when you run out of stamina youre ♥♥♥♥♥♥. The only viable build to counter this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is to be life steal so you can just stand there and take the damage but reheal it. You also need to fix your clipping with both walls and flat fences, the amount of times i get stuck sprinting in the same spot on top of debris, ive got a picture of my mate stuck in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wall because of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ glider rolling the amount of times i have died trying to glide onto a platform just to roll into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ red zone. Why does it take stamina to climb metal railing but not ladders makes no sense at all its the same ♥♥♥♥, why can i slide down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hills just for it to slide me into a red zone make your hills not do this ♥♥♥♥ its infuriating try to scale hills. WHY DOES USING BOWS USE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STAMINA BUT WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF STAMINA YOU CAN STILL USE THE BOW THE SAME. WHY DOES ROLLING TAKE HALF YOUR STAMINA BAR TOO ITS NOT LEGEND OF ZELDA ITS A DIFFERENT GAME PLEASE FIX YOUR ♥♥♥♥ JUST REMOVE OR NERF STAMINA USAGE AND THE GAME WOULD BE ACTUALLY PLAYABLE. me and my friend are trying to give this early access ♥♥♥♥ the benefit of the doubt but its really hard when so much ♥♥♥♥ makes this just so unenjoyable. Also as im typing this we just found a 2 level 1 enemies with a level 16 enemy great ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game heros i hope you improve this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idk how people deal with it, at this point it cant be a skill issue when theres just no way to play semi solo you have to have other people with you to do certain ♥♥♥♥.
Posted 12 July, 2024.
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6.2 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Game lags like crazy, definitely shouldnt have been released anyone who says its early access is smoking copium. Games fun until you get hit with cant sprint or hit f on a helicopter, cant join squads or even just play the game
Posted 2 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1,741.6 hrs on record (866.5 hrs at review time)
THIS GAMES SO FUN, PHAZEAU MAKES THE GAME SO EASY!!! HIGHLY RECOMMEND, ANYONE COULD KILL HIM ITS SO FREE
Posted 30 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
This game is a masterpiece, must have taken years to make this fantastic hyperrealistic game and story

GOOD BEER!!!!!!!
Posted 12 December, 2022.
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1,174.0 hrs on record (843.9 hrs at review time)
i rushed with johnny sins and got an ace. Give mozzi his shawty back or i will touch you
Posted 31 August, 2020. Last edited 18 April, 2023.
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