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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2021 @ 4:24pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2021 @ 9:59am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2021 @ 10:04am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2021 @ 11:19am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2021 @ 3:27pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2021 @ 9:34am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2021 @ 9:39am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2021 @ 2:57pm