heya! i am a depressed, suicidal anime boyo, and i am looking for a female to date and have sexual intercourse with. you must be...

under 4'8 please, i am 5'3 and i have trouble finding foids that are shorter than me

looks like you're from an anime please, i don't date ugly fat "women" if you are over 80 pounds stay out of my dms please.

must be hourglass body shaped. if you are "apple" shaped you will immediately be blocked. i do not date foids that have gross undesirable bodies,

must have an IQ of under 70. i don't want a foid that can think for herself, it's not fun to argue with an impulsive female all day just because you said she can't get a dildo because it's cheating

finally, you cannot have any tattoos, piercings, acne, body odor, hair on body, (MUST) be a virgin, and also have never had anything inserted into yourself. even a tampon, because that's breaking your hymen before another man can do it for you.

hopefully i get some dms, my standards really aren't that high. if you believe i'm
"sexist" or and "incel" you will immediately be blocked.