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Odemčeno 12 z 28 (43 %) achievementů:
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Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
Odemčeno 22. kvě. v 5.44

Go Left

Move to the left.
Odemčeno 22. kvě. v 5.48

Go Right

Move to the right.
Odemčeno 22. kvě. v 5.48

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
Odemčeno 2. čvc. v 12.42

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
Odemčeno 29. zář. v 5.09

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Odemčeno 6. čvn. v 13.21

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
Odemčeno 29. zář. v 6.46

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Odemčeno 29. zář. v 5.25

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Odemčeno 29. zář. v 5.26

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Odemčeno 29. zář. v 5.20

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Odemčeno 29. zář. v 5.47

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Odemčeno 29. zář. v 6.48



Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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