Recent reviews by Pubert

I cry myself to sleep listening to the soundtrack once a week

I made my guy really fat

Had to uninstall because everytime I played this game I could feel body melt into my chair and my brain rot into mush. pretty cool game tho

One time I got bored with my friends and we dug a really big hole for 30 minutes until we glitched out of bounds and it was pretty fun

"Bro just buy the game I promise we'll play it a ton"

Played this game while procrastinating on homework and tbh the homework would probably have been less stressful. 10/10 terrible game

My buddy Jeremy died and that made me sad but I lived and that made me happy

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE VALHEIM!!! I HAVE SPENT A FULL DAY PLAYING VALHEIM WITHIN THE PAST WEEK!!! I LOVE VALHEIM I PLAY VALHEIM UNTIL MY EYES HURT!!!

Ever since I discovered the ways of my master and sensei Edgy Rick, I realized that the game is bad because other people like it and I'm good at it and kids like it. By the way, if you haven't beaten Ancient Fuel Weaver by day 20 you are clearly playing the game wrong, because how dare you make your own fun.

It's good :)