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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:14pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:58pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:48pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 9:52pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 8:14am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 12:37pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:20pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:30am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 9:44am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 2:39pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:30am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:41am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 9:44am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:49pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:52pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:13pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:27pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 6:34pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 9:28pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:09am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:57am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:14pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:31pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:31pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:31pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 1 May @ 8:24pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:51pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:20pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:11pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 6:37pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:48pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:48pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:27pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 6:00pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:03am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 12:01pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:49pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:28pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:02pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:54pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:07pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 8:36am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:12pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 9:29pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:39pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:04pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 6:39pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 1:54pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 8:27pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:14pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 8:30am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 7:42am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 12:46pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 2:39pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 11:43am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 2:39pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:41pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 10:26am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 2:51pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:01am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:12pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:12pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:34pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:56pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:58pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:30pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 5:02pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:20pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 7:42am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:52pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 7:46pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:57pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:14am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:58pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 12:20pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 9:16am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:58pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 7:01pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:10pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 May @ 4:51am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:31pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 2:14pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:14pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:26pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 9:44pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 5:02am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 5:31pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 8:27am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:38pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:26pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 10:14am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:26pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:45am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 2:39pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 5:20pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:28pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:28pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 2:27pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:29pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 9:23pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 12:20pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 7:01pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:28pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:26pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:55am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:55am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 6:22pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:51pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:59pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:16pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:36pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:42am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:36pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:55am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:55am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 8:11pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 3:34pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:21pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:54pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 12:37pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:08am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:08am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:08am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:08am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 11:55pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 8:55pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 1:39pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 1:51pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:39pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:50pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:39pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 12:01pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:38pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:41pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:54pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 2:40pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:27pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:05am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 2:54pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:50pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:59pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 1:42pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:55pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:55pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:55pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 7:00pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:47am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:47am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 1:16pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 1:16pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 1:09pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 5:22pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 5:52pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 1:29pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 6:51pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:20pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 7:42am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 5:12pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 2:39pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:14pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:45pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 11:43am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:28pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 2:39pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:56am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 6:58pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:39pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:26pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 3:55pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:10am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 10:40am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:34pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 8:27pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:00pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:00pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:24pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 12:06pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 5:20pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 12:57pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 3:20pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:54am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:09pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:12pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:13pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:15pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:20pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:23pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:31pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:50pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 4:37pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 5:14pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:08am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 11:57am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 4:21pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:56am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:08am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:51pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:58pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:59pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:55pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:55pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:56pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:27pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 6:09pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 12:58pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 8:12pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 1:34pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 1:39pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:33pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:00pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:28pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 12:07pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 5:56pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:13pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 8:31am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 9:45am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 5:05am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 3:37pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:32pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:42am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:01pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:14pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:03pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 1:09pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:58pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:18pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:50pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 2:53pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:08am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 12:57pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:43pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:54pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 1:16pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 6:21pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:11pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:34pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:55pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:55pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:35pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:25pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:27pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 5:37pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 12:59pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 6:09pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:16pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 9:24pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:28pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 6:06pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 9:40am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 10:21am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:57pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:19am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 10:21am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 4:43am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 4:02pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:46pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:16pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 5:51pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 5:34pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 5:41pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:28pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:37pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:55pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:55pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:55pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:26pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:26pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:23pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 1:00pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 6:10pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:23pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:23pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:25pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 12:36pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 1:16pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:41pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:06am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 2:26pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 9:20pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:04pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:03pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:07pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:15pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:17pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:14pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:15pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:23pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:37pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May @ 1:56pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 May @ 7:04pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 5:27pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 11 May @ 7:03pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 11 May @ 7:03pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 11 May @ 7:03pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 11 May @ 7:03pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 May @ 7:03pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 11 May @ 7:04pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 May @ 7:04pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 11 May @ 7:04pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 11 May @ 7:04pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 May @ 7:04pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 11 May @ 7:04pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 3:36pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 10:14am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:19pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:30am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:56am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:50pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:37pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:27pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 1:00pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:25pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:07pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:44pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:28pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:58pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 May @ 7:04pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:08am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:55pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 5:36pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 1:00pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:05pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:26pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:28pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 12:57pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 6:09pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 9:40pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:23pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:23pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 12:36pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 12:37pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:09pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:12pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:20pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 5:51pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 6:09pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 6:09pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:23pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:23pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:26pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 12:36pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:08pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 12:37pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:20pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:20pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:39pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:38pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 5:53pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:12pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:22pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 7:53pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 2:56pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:16pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:17pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 4:05pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 5:21pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:37pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 9:34pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 12:35pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:40pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:01pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:01pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 11:06pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 11:06pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 11:06pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:03pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:03pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:39pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 5:31am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 11:49pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 2:07pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 11:52am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 2:24pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 10:00am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 12:36pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:26pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:22pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:22pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:25pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 12:36pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:08pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:08pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:20pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:21pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:40pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:38pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:41pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 11:17pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 2:06pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 9:45am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 3:08am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:54pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:45pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 12:06pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 6:09pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:06am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:10pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:20pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 12:52pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 2:08pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:56pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:38pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:59pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 May @ 7:04pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:05pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 8:47am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 12:37pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:26pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 5:02pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:30am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:01pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:34pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:28pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 1:00pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:25pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 9:20pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:19pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:41pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 2:08pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 12:44am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:09pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:40pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 4:23pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 May @ 7:04pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:17pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:22pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 5:31am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 9:16am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 9:03pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 10:36pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 4:36pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 5:03pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 3 May @ 10:15am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 8:36pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 12:43am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 4:53pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:45pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 12:53am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 12:53am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 9 May @ 1:56pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 5:34pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 9 May @ 1:43pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 11:00pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 11:10pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 11:13pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 4:53pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:04pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:19pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:29pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:20pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 2:51pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 12:36pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 12:37pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:09pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:22pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:22pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:20pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:40pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:40pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 11:17pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 2:08pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 12:43am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 2:10pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 12:45am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 1:56pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:43pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:50pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 9:22am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 2:51pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:20pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:20pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:22pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:39pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 11:15pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 11:18pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 2:08pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 2:08pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 4:30pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 1:56pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 1:57pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:43pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:43pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:59am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:41am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:35pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:46pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 12:59pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:17pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:04pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:20pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:39pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 11:17pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 12:44am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 1:57pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 8:23am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 May @ 12:06am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:20pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 7:08pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 12:42am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 May @ 7:04pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:26pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:26pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:43pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 6:10pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:38pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 9:10am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 12:55am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 5:19pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May @ 10:38pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May @ 10:43pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:14pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 13 May @ 1:47pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:51pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:06pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:48pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 1 May @ 8:24pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 4:14pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 1 May @ 8:33pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 1 May @ 8:33pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 May @ 9:42pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 6:51pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 8:14pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 9:10am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:23pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:57pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:00pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:01pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 4:28pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:57pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 1:01pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:49pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 5:49pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 9:40pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:21pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:18pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:21pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 11:15pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 2:06pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 12:45am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 7:19am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May @ 10:50pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 May @ 7:23pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 5:14pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 7:49pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 12:42am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 May @ 7:04pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:53pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:22pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:40pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:42pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 6:19pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 11:05am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 11:05am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 2:09pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 12:43am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 1:57pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 1:58pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:42pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:44pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:59am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 May @ 8:45pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May @ 3:17pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 May @ 9:47am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:33pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 11:32am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May @ 8:47pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 3:20am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 8:14pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:39pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 5:24pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 11:52am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May @ 3:22pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 2:06pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 4:36pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 5:13pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 12:13pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 10:27pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 2:05pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:24pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 May @ 6:51pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 3:20pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:29pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:12pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:18pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 5:02am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:21pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 8:11pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:17pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 3:55pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 11:49pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 2:07pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 11:52am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 2:24pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 9 May @ 1:43pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:37pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 6:24pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 8:57pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 9:29am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 11 May @ 7:04pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:40pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 9:29am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 11:20pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 2:08pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 2:09pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 4:30pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 12:43am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 1:56pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:42pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 3:43pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:51am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:59am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May @ 6:46pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 May @ 12:07am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 May @ 9:05pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 4:46pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 3:01pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:29am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:17pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 6:50pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 13 May @ 10:00am



Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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