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Double G here reporting one of the BEST zombie horror games EVER made. The world building and lore behind the infection is honestly a better story than any modern media, including some heavy hitters like lamda wars 2, and Clash of clans. You will meet some amazing friends like i have, their names are Lucy, Bulgaria, and Mo. and rain him too ig. I cannot help but BEG people to play this hidden gem. You will not regret it. Double G out!

Holy ♥♥♥♥ if you love stabbing woman (like myself) this is a must play

Recommended
1.3 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
POSTED: 24 SEPTEMBER
I haven't gotten to play too much yet, but so far it's an absolute blast to play. It has incredibly tight controls that feel natural right off the bat despite their complexity. The gameplay is fast and addictive, and there's a ton of creative ideas spread around the world.

If you like Severed Steel, this one should be a no-brainer. It's a much bigger game where everything feels more refined than ever and it's evident the developer has learned a lot since then.

It's early for me, but so far the coop works surprisingly well too! I live in Europe and have been able to play with a friend who lives in Canada. There's obviously a latency issue given the distance, but it worked better than we expected!

Will update the review once I've gotten to see more of it.

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Have i not reviewed this game? I think i had a funny idea but i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ left the trailer on blasting in my ear and lost focus. Arrowhead lucky i ain't on my way to beat them up for that one. Thumbs up cuz using a flamethrower on my teammates is fun and calms my nerves after a long shift on the rig

What a shockingly good game for a free to play title. the amount of fun you can have with friends is insane, and the grinding isn't even that horrid. I Think - wait. This is suppose to be a joke review. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, whistle I need whistle officer. Do i need to explain what i do when i come out of those vents? I dont think so.... I am a 51 year old father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. Those people who kicked me from the lobby at the end i will will crack their skulls open, if i ever see them i will mess them up. THERE IS TO MUCH FREAKING FREAKING ONE SHOT CRAP. I love plapters plap 3, astarion pop chunko on the left please! I love slime rancher so much and i think you will as well keep up the good work Monomi Park. Mordhau has the least funniest community i have ever interacted with. if i had to choose 2 hours of Mordhau or 5 years jail time i would actually have to stop and think (i choose jail in a heartbeat).

Barony is a game about many things, one of those being a military shooter. You MUST go to streets of tarkov and get the loot. very fun extraction shooter. Barony also manages to capture visual novel story telling incredibly well, hooking you in with this weird tale about slayin some princess and time loops. What Barony is NOT is an Action Rouge like dungeon experience. DO NOT BUY if that is what you want. warned. post comment. WAIT PS, never mind i forgot. Post comment.

THIS is how Germany could've won WW2. Man they should put me on the history channel, all those "professors" know nothing compared to me.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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what an AMAZING GAME. SO DOPE. monk i need monk! monk i need monk! monk i need monk! monk i need monk! monk i need monk! monk i need monk! monk i need monk! monk i need monk! monk i need monk! monk i need monk! monk i need monk! monk i need monk! monk i need monk! monk i need monk!