Dylan, Dylan, Dylan... Where do I begin?...

From terrible coms to bad aim there is just no hope in your game play.
Years and years (9 to be exact) I have put countless hours in watching you develop as a gamer girl sitting above the support beam to watching you hit your first PR in the gym. Unfortunately, all these hours you put into critiquing your skills into the perfect catalyst of a player have been sadly put to waste. Going 0-13 in CS2 was the final straw. I was always blinded by your calls that get me killed every single time to realize you have been the problem this whole time. You are the reason we are still in silver/gold in CS2.

I wish this was the only problem you had, but there is just too many to put in one comment. To save time I'm going to list just a few of the problems you have in case you weren't aware which is something you tend to do often.

Firstly, as previously mentioned you have terrible coms. Every time you die before me, which is very often, you never stay quiet like the good little girl you are instead, you yell at the top of your lungs telling me what to do when that's the last thing I need. You're dead Dylan, I don't need your "tips." Simply I recommend just getting better or close to my skill before yelling every time your dead.

Next, whenever you tell me to play a game what your actually saying is play Rust, CS2, or some p*rn game, essentially whatever you want to play. Because of this I only join when I am in the mood to play those games and then you throw a fit that I'm never on.

Finally, you just think you're the sh*t. Every time you go to the gym you get b*tched by your boyfriends they tell you what to do and you sit back and listen. When you hang out w them your'e always in the backseat. You're small ash give up on life

Lastly, to sum everything up,
Someone like Dylan Jones is just to hard to play with if they come across as loud, obnoxious, and annoying. In a world that increasingly values mindfulness and respect for personal space, behaviors that are disruptive can feel particularly out of place for this kid.
His Loudness can drown out important conversations and create an uncomfortable environment. When people prioritize being heard over listening, it contributes to a culture where genuine communication takes a backseat.

This kid stinks, never give him/her a chance to corrupt your mind.


Sincerely,
-Daddy Macky

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+rep nice profile😉

Last night I felt so hot that I needed you. I want to place you in my tongue. Wanted you to stay in me. So you could heal me totally, but you were nowhere to be found. You are so dumb, where were you, my PANADOL!