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Bingo 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:17pm 
WARNING: NEVER jerk of to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, it is a slippery slope! First yer jerkin it to a guy that looks a bit feminine, next thing you know? Yer in a pink miniskirt gettin ANALLY CREAMPIED and BUKKAKED by 4 ♥♥♥♥♥! I don’t even have 4 friends! And one of em thinks its a good idea to ♥♥♥ IN YER HAIR does he KNOW how hard that ♥♥♥♥ is to get out? ITS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ HARD! I had to shower not ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT 4 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIMES, AND COMB MY HAIR FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR! Oh yeah, and despite what porn told me, ♥♥♥ TASTES TERRIBLE, its far to salty, and less sticky as it is SLIMY.

Yet again, NEVER jerk off to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, or you may end up like me.
Bingo 2 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14pm 
I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to '♥♥♥♥' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to '♥♥♥♥' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.
Bingo 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm 
Why? 🥺 I just wanna Amber and Elon to adopt me..😫 They would be my mommy and daddy 🤗 Ever night we would snuggle 🥰 And they tell me a bed time story 🤫 And then we kiss 💋 And then I piss in the bed 😰 And they will be angry 😤 But in the end they forgive me 😲 Because we are family 👨‍👩‍👧
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Bingo 26 Mar, 2022 @ 4:33pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the this video tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ is he making scam videos? This can’t be happening. I’m having a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Lewis to be a nice young lad and a fine example to us all. I cannot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was really winning because these web-sites must be run as a charity where everyone wins and there's no rake???? This is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Vandle 26 Mar, 2022 @ 4:31pm 
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Bingo 26 Mar, 2022 @ 4:31pm 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
Bingo 26 Mar, 2022 @ 4:30pm 
DON'T TELL MY PARENTS ABOUT THIS. DON'T JUST DON'T.

I'm just gonna get to the point. I masturbated for the first time last night. I was reading some hentai (anime girl porn) fanfic earlier, and when I went to sleep later that day, all I could think of was hentai. Eventually, I got this strange feeling in my♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I had looked up how to fap a few days ago out of curiosity, so I began to rub my♥♥♥♥♥♥ and some squicky substance came out (you know what it is. we both do). It felt so ♥♥♥♥ing amazing, but I'm disgusted. I mean, it feels wrong, and I'm not interested in sex or anything. It just feels so wrong, like I'm violating myself. This'll probably be my last fap though
Vandle 26 Mar, 2022 @ 4:29pm 
Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?
Bingo 26 Mar, 2022 @ 4:29pm 
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Vandle 26 Mar, 2022 @ 4:28pm 
hey guys last night
snickers
i stuck a win bottle in my vagin
muffled laughter
but then i got drunk because of the wine in my vagin
hearty laffs
and THEN two guys started spitroasting me!
full on laughter
so i started deep-throating a big ass weenie
laughter starts exceeding 90 decibels
and then i got high and raped a guy
laughter is close to approaching 130 decibels
BUT THEN
everyone in a 3km radius has blown out eardrums, the pain threshold is exceeded and quickly increases
CHECK THIS
the military is preparing for the final solution, as now the laughter is a national threat
NO SERIOUSLY
the whole earth is shaken by the loudness of the laughter, like millions of earthquakes around the planet, the human race is taken hostage by Amy Schumer
I SWALLOD THE CUMMIES
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Vandle 26 Mar, 2022 @ 4:27pm 
daddy's little fidget spinner, when daddy feels horny he lifts me up and puts me on his huge ♥♥♥♥, and I spin and spin, whirrrrrr. I get so dizzy, but daddy keeps spinning me untill I squirt leaving me all wet and his cummies are all inside me. God I'm such a spinny, dizzy little ♥♥♥♥ for daddy!
Bingo 26 Mar, 2022 @ 4:24pm 
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