decent gamer since 2007 is quite possibly the greatest person I've ever met. He found me, crumpled, malnourished, and devoid of any life. He changed this. He gave me a swift kick to the chest, restarting my heart and giving me life once more. I got on my knees, groveling and thanking him profusely. While all I saw on his face was disgust, I knew he was a good man. He spat in my face, giving me much-needed water. He even gave me a nickname, "Filthy Animal," before grabbing a stray cat and shoving it down my gullet. When it was all done, he grabbed his walkie-talkie and called for extraction, causing hellfire to rain down in a 13-mile radius around my location.

Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
Chalmers: Eh...
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined! [Chalmers' knocking on the kitchen door can be heard as Skinner looks at Krusty Burger across the street from his window] But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? [chuckles] Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Uh--!
Skinner, with his crazy explanations
The superintendent's gonna need his medication
When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations
There'll be trouble in town tonight!
SEEEEEYMOOUUURRR!!!
Superintendent! I was just...uh... stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? [points to the oven]
Uh... oh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams!

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