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691.5 hrs on record (210.0 hrs at review time)
this is probably one of the worst things that french speakers have ever made
Posted 24 November, 2023.
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1,046.0 hrs on record (424.7 hrs at review time)
This is the single most retarted and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful game I have ever had the displeasure of purchasing. Honestly this game is so confusing most of the time I am just using my divisions to right click on the red bubbles to make them go green - this game is so conveluted and they have the most awful priority like why the ♥♥♥♥ did switzerland and Turkey get focus trees before Finland or Belgium like huh?

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this game - 9 / 10 stars
Posted 30 January, 2023.
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143.0 hrs on record (33.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
lolp
Posted 5 June, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
185.5 hrs on record (107.7 hrs at review time)
Game allows me to call my monke's slurs Much good.
Alchemist = Gale Boeticher's Idol
Posted 2 April, 2022. Last edited 28 May, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
44.3 hrs on record (36.7 hrs at review time)
I am a Sadist. Tearing people apart is fun. I like blowing off people's legs with the shot gun. I enjoy grinding their bodies into burly soup. Much fun. I'm on the FBI's top 10 most wanted list. I haven't gotten on a plane since December 26th 2021 as the no-fly list encompasses all of these crimes. Ted Bundy is my idol. If you match 1 or more of these characteristics you will enjoy this game too!!! ;)
Posted 2 April, 2022. Last edited 2 April, 2022.
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218.1 hrs on record (169.8 hrs at review time)
Fun game to mess around with, Thankyou Sweden. Very cool
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Posted 18 January, 2022.
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16.0 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
Overall very fun but it is depended on who you are playing with.

does have a few bugs thouh
Posted 3 December, 2021.
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11.5 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
This game is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trainwreck,
1. it is not a fun game: The days go by too quickly to function as a survival game, there is not point to building anything or making a house as you get swarmed and itll be broken in seconds. The night time is hell, way too many mobs with an awful power curve, nights 1/2 are easy and you arnet even gonna go down 50% hp then night 3 if you dont have the busted super weapons you are gonna lose a lote of health and prolly die cus you werent gonna think it would be that hard.
2. The bosses are stupid: Big Chunk and Gronk are very fun to play against but the guardian and chief, well they just simply arent fun as the guardian just kills you instantly and the chief is dumb as hell and you have to cheese it.
3. The movement: The movement is one of the best things in this game, not because it is good but because it is fun as hell. However the swimming is absolutely awful and the Stamina ruins the game, I would recommend having the option to customize your games to change things like Stamina, Gravity, Mob spawn rate, Health and y'know that kinda thing.
4 Mobs: Complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way too powerful/annoying and they are way to fast or deal too much damage and the fact they come in packs of like 50 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mobs and they kill you as soon as you stop circling around them.
Thankyou for listening; This game is dumb, Dani fix it or just give it too someone else and focus on K A R L S O N
Posted 25 July, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
28.6 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
IT IS AMAZING with all the ways to use your creativity i have an intel PENTIUM and it runs great still
Posted 15 February, 2020.
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