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There's a bug in the soup

Finish chapter 1.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Administrator

Get past the computer security and gain the incredible power... to tell time.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2021 @ 11:46am

Have you no shame?

Find the naughty pictures.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2021 @ 6:58am

Private Detective

Go through the trash.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2021 @ 7:01am

Conspiracy theorist

Read all the messages that reveal the real truth!
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2021 @ 6:59am

A soundly led quest

Finish chapter 2.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2021 @ 2:09am

This is not a Beat'em up

Beat up an innocent bystander.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Princess saver

Finish chapter 3.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 4:28am

Raiders of the lost game

"Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?"
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 4:10am

The end of the ordeal

Finish chapter 4.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 5:11am

Serial Clicker

Click, click, click. More clicks. Even more clicks!
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 4:44am

To infinity and beyond!

Make some 600 lb armor fly.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 4:48am

One Punch Man

Get rid of a super bad guy with a single hit.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 5:07am

It's not over yet

Finish chapter 5.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2021 @ 1:30am

A friend of the animals... or not.

Demonstrate your love for animals using a bucket and some water.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 5:22am

Headshot

Smash a skull in this happy, family-friendly game.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2021 @ 1:14am

Home at last

Finish chapter 6.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2021 @ 8:59am

Outside the box

Find the key to the underwater door.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2021 @ 8:22am

I want to PLAY!!

Make the wrong decision and risk the complete annihilation of the intergalactic universe.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2021 @ 9:06am

Future of the planet, and all that...

Make the right decision and go back to bed.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2021 @ 9:15am

It's a trap!

Blindly follow the arrows.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2021 @ 3:57am



Roshambo Addict

Become the world's worst

Spam

Harass Sherlock Holmes over the Telettrophone.

Wrong Dimension

Call "you know who" on the Telettrophone.

Blue moon

Get a blue moon... or almost.

Life sentence

Voluntarily drown the Hero.

Honey, I blew up the Hero

In the house, turn the Hero into a giant without using the monocle.

Random luck!

In the dimensional temple, find the combination without reading the runes.

Follow the guide!

Find the squirrel hiding in the Verdant Landscape.

Serge Karamasov

Jump over a chair.

Carmack junior

Enter GiGi's code without making a single mistake.

Who you gonna call?

Use a cell phone to call someone with magical powers.

Better than Mr. Radar

You've got to be a Spaceballs fan to find the solution.

Skeet shoot

Destroy all the validation signs.