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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:51am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:51am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:51am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:51am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:51am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:51am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:51am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:51am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:10am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:59am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:59am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:59am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:01am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:09am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:12am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:30am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:06am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:46am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 6:05am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:07am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:49am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:49am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:49am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:59am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:55am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:28am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:04am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:43am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:25am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:49am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:07am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:14am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:42am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:10am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:34am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:29am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:29am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:29am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:49am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:40am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:40am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:40am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:38am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:57am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:56am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:32am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:39am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:57am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:00am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:14pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:55am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:45am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:56am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 6:13am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:09am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:57pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:47am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:56am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:13am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:35am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:49am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:30am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:24am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:20am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:20am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:20am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:59am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:59am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:59am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:19am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:58am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:13am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:48am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:14am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:29am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:49am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:29am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:49am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:29am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:49am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:24am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:36am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:46am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:55am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:27am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:25am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:22am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:34am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:31am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:35am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:35am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 5:12am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:39am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:24am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:39am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:41am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:59am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:08am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:43am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:49am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:25am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:35am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:35am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:35am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:35am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:48am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:23am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:27am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:37am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:37am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:37am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:37am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:15am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:21pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 1:20pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:41am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:07am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:35am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:41am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 5:33am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:23am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:18am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:21am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:39am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:48am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:01am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:25am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 11:54am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:36am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:19am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:27am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:06am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:24am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:25am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:34am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:25am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:36am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:37am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:27am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:27am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:27am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:32am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:37am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:38am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:42am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:42am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 5:48am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:51am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 12:28pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:45am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:54am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:52am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:16am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:24am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:33am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:16am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:05am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:07am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:25am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:25am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:27am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:27am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:38am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:40am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:42am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:42am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:44am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:02am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:36am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:39am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:07am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:40am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:39am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:58am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:55am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:43am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:32am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:37am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:28am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:31am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 12:29pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 8:23am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 9:16am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:53pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:54pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 12:29pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:46am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 9:16am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:56am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:28am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:20am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:20am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:37am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:53am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:39am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:05am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:48am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:11pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:25am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:30am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:06am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:25am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:27am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:27am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:38am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:40am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:40am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:42am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:08am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:08am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:42am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:42am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:44am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:31am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:38am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:38am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:39am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:39am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:07am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:04am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:42am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:29am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:42am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:29am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:11am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:38am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:39am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:54am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:06am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:41am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:25am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 11:54am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:18pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 6:10am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:37am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 9:17am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:34am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:31am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:40am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:42am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:35am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:35am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:52am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:29am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 7:27am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 8:01am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 1:43am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:44am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:06am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:06am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:06am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:07am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:08am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:10am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:42am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:29am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:09pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:32pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:10am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:14am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 9:17am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:20am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:20am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:09am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:44am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:32pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:12am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 8:49am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:14am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:54am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:38am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:25am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:36am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:39am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 3:47pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:10pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:20am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:20am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:09am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:40am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 7:52am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 6:49am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:25am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:07am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:28am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:43am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 5:53pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 7:35am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 7:07am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 9:16am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 7:12am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 1:46am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:45am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:10am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 2:49am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:13am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:44am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:44am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:31am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:31am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:31am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:31am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:04pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:08am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:09am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:10am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 8:37am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 6:44am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 6:45am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 6:45am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:17pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 8:49am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:31am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:46am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:02pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:04am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:07am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:29am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 9:18am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 6:32am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 7:35am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 6:44am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 5:42am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 5:26pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:42am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:16am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:20am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:23am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:37am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:44am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 9:16am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 7:34am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 5:26pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:26am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:07am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:31am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:28am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:08am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:16am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 8:35am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:02am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 8:18am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:08am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:13am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 11:07am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:53am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:23pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 4:34pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:20pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:17am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:45am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:34am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:23am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:58am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:40am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:32pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:22am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 7:51am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:46am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:27am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:07am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:29am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 5:27pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:03pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:04am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:18am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:18am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:41pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 6:42am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 6:32am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:47am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:31pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:52am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:39am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:54am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 8:18am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 10:20am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:48am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:23pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:16am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:48am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:59am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:15am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 11:54am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:54am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 7:27am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 8:01am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:35am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:31am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:54am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 4:37pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:15am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:53am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:17am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:39am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:41pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:48am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 6:32am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:47am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:47am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 12:58pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:15am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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