Just got my nippiles pierced with my daughter (OUCH haha). My ex-wife who normally hates me said it would look good on me so I got it because if your enemies compliment you then you're doing something right. Anyway, I got in a tussle at Claires because they said it wasn't appropriate for a grown man to get his nipples pierced at a store targeted to children which got me fuming. So mad I pushed the Claires employee "helping me" through the glass pane. She ended up getting her femarel artery cut and nearly bled out. Nevertheless I picked up the the piercing gun (that was covered in blood because she was holding it the ENTIRE time she fell through the glass pane) and shot both my nipples and my daughters before running out of the store and the mall. I'm sure the mall has security cameras so I doubt I'm able to ever go back. Will be posting pictures of mine and my daughers new piercings on my Facebook wall tonight.
-Timbob

♥♥♥♥♥ noob

bozo clan on top

vacced mid game hahahha
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get vacced mid game kid

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ♥♥♥♥♥ GOT VACCED

Hey Gertrude Mildread, I saw on Linked-In that you have a B.S. from Harvard in Proof-Reading and a PhD from Phenox Online for Spell Checking, I was wondering if you could PM me, I'd love it if you could take a glance at my draft for my "Hate Crimes" section that I am crafting for my future Wikipedia page.

Dirt, dust, and hair in your keyboard? Life Hack: Invite ten friends over and all jizz in your keyboard insides. Put infrezer for 24 hours. Take out and scrape up with flat head screwdriver! Now take compressed air and shoot that in there!

bozo clan on the mic fr fr

i wish i was talla
i wish i was a balla
i wish i had sex with my cousin in a impalla

ya ya

sing it now
bozo clan steady on the mic

ya ya

i want you to holla
i want you to folla
i want you to suck me of in guatemala
i want you to reject allah and bomb Kampala

bozo clan out peace new YORK city!!

hey man... it's been a long time since we've talked.. héll or even played CS:GO together hah, i guess time does fly huh? Crazy how old we're getting... Anyway just wanted to say hi, we haven't talked much ever since I left Bozo clan for I H8 Pitbuls to be their assistant CS:GO crosshair designer and dedicated decoy grenade coach... i hope you know that wasn't personal, i couldnt turn down the paycheck.... anyway, life honestly, well it's been pretty good not gonna lie. i got a nice home, reliable tesla car, great 401(k) balance, an amazingly beautiful wife and her standup boyfriend ..! hope the same for you, miss you man, hopefully we can play soon.
xoxo - Nate Foxmon of Slippery Rock University in Pennsylvania, USA.

hate admitting this but despite being in the unknown clan C&B (cowards and boogers) this kid is cracked (im a lead member of bozo clan btw)

rumor has it the more you write on someones profile the more you like them haha... kinda crazy because ive written on yours so much almost makes you wonder hah lol... but its NOT true tbh i lik you as a friend and FRIEND only.. just strange people say its true and i write on yor profile alot... hah jeez this is awkward but i promise its not true lol.. anyway lets play cs later and maybe you can come over and give me a blow job? idk haha

bababooey

ok at least I didn't beat to this
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second thought... ? ye get me some cur fries my son can have the leftovers.! Thanks home slice perc

do i want anything from arbys? nah i still got my girls leftover vagaina cheese

i just wanted to say i had fun playing with you the other day... i don't have a lot of friends after i groped that preschooler last year so it makes my day when someone is willing to reach out and play a comp game with me like the good ole days. if you find time maybe we can get some tea or coffee on third street starbucks. I know it's far away but it's the only starbucks thats farther than 3 miles from any primary school . lmk what you think. also if it's not too much can you pick me up? my car got repoed after i spent my entire stimulus check on a new wrap. i'm not comfy putting my address on steam but if you look me up on megans law you'll be able to find it. thanks xoxo

yo not cool you made a tinder account for me and making it straight. lawyer will follow up.

actually a vagina, too scared to die in a video game

lmao this boy only has one friend.