jizzited on my new pepper pig dressing gown and i put it on and it dried on my armpit and when i took my dress gown it ripped it off and it really hurt quite a lot cos its painful when hair comes out from your armpit. Not cool dude. Got the henchest neck known to man to the point where he can't even bend his neck, not really relevant to the story but just thought i'd tell you how stocky his neck is. Tried to commit once but his neck was so strong he just swung there for hours but there was a mirror infront of him so he hypnotized himself and now he thinks hes straight but hes gay as ♥♥♥♥

-rep shat in my cheerios and told me to eat ♥♥♥♥, sold me some weetabix and it came with beans on them the dirty tramp, the bastard stole my mate Seagals' beyblade years ago and never gave it back hes a known thief and will rob kids of their Robux. do not trust this man.

Hello again, just wondering if you could give me my beyblade back, you've had it for over 15 years now and i still miss it, i still have my beyblade station and arena set up ready to play. Please reply thanks

Thinks he's a phil michelin star chef eating mash butties even though it's questionable that he even made them himself. Eats pizza in the bath and dips it in what a tramp. I'll be honest i think this guy could have autismo which if you didn't know is a severe form of weaponised autism which is a more severe form of gamer autism.

rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep i've become friends with this guy, he goes by the name of weeblord. Ordered me a present as an apology for stream sniping me but turns out it was filled with c4 bombs but i'm very good at csgo so i defused the bombs and sent the package back with a note saying gg easy, gg easy. Yours sincerely, Steven Seagal who eats carrots.