ShefChef's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 3:20pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 9:12pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 May @ 3:52am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 May @ 8:57am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 May @ 3:27am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:45am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:31am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:57am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:34pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:11pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 9:11am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 2:32pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:28pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:26pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:30pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:34pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 5:19pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 May @ 5:39pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 May @ 10:24am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 May @ 5:44am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 May @ 4:56pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:39pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:03am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 9:27am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 9:27am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 9:27am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 21 Jun @ 12:42am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:32pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 May @ 5:38pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 May @ 3:52am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 May @ 12:58pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:25pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:27pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 26 May @ 5:21pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 27 May @ 8:23am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:10am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 30 May @ 3:12pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:26pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 May @ 5:26pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 May @ 10:24am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:30pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 26 May @ 5:51pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 27 May @ 8:41pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 26 May @ 5:19pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 28 May @ 8:57am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 31 May @ 2:57am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:35pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 27 May @ 3:49am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 29 May @ 7:32pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 29 May @ 5:44am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 1:25pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:07pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 29 May @ 5:44am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:04am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:07pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 31 May @ 2:57am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:58pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:54am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:39pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:10pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:34am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:23am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:23am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 1:51pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:33pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 27 May @ 8:49am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 30 May @ 3:37pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:26pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 26 May @ 5:24pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 28 May @ 8:58am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 27 May @ 3:50am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 28 May @ 8:58am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 28 May @ 7:46pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 30 May @ 5:34pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:50am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:30pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 30 May @ 7:43pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:50am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:45am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:41pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 22 Jun @ 1:27am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 9:27am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:03am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:08pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:27pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:12am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:22pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 21 Jun @ 12:42am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 May @ 3:33pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 May @ 7:43pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:35am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 9:35am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:50am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 5:31pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 14 Jun @ 2:53am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:41am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:46pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:50pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:49pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:49pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:36pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:10am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:36am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:54am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:54am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 5:33pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 5:34pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:07pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:17pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:49pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:03am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:24pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:45pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:57pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 2:06pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:27pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:04pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:50pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 3:19pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 4:39pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:45am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 2:10pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:53pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 2:59pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:17pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:06pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:26pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:59pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:11pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 9:37pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:29pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 1:33am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:55pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:58am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:46pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:59pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 9:11am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:54am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:54am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:54am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:17pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:49pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:49pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:46pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 12:42am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 1:54pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 9:27am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 9:27am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:36pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:49pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:49pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 9:07pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:03pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:17pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:07pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 27 May @ 10:25am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 26 May @ 5:23pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 28 May @ 8:58am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jun @ 3:39pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:54am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:54am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 27 May @ 3:49am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 29 May @ 5:45am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:05am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 9:12am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:27pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 27 May @ 3:49am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Jun @ 1:49pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:03am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 2:04pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:56pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:13pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:22pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:26pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 1:32am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:10am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:53pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:52pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:05pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:56pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:06pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:05pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:25pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:23pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 8:03pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:23pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:45pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:23pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 9:27am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 8:15pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 21 Jun @ 3:22pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:46pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:49pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 9:11am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 6:57pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:02pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:09pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:18pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:49pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:19pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:55pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:13am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:40pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:40pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:11pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:04pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:13pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:19pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:07am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 1:54pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:08pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:25pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:21pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:24pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:26pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 6:34pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:09pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:10am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:35am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 5:32pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:00pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:09pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:16pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:50pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 1:51pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:20pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 4:34pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 8:06am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:20pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:14pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 9:07pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:59pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:03pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:00pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:17pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:49pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:50pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:17pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:28am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 1:54pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:40pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:09pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:53pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:21pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:23pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:44pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:26pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:26pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:36am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 22 Jun @ 7:37pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:29pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:15pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:36pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 1:24am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:40pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:52pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:52pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:57pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:15pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 3:06pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 6:08pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:49pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:04pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:08pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 1:54pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:40pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:40pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:14pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 8:11pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:21pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:26pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:59pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 5:04pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:22pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:58pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 2:01pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:23pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 13 Jun @ 10:50am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 9:40pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 13 Jun @ 4:27am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Jun @ 4:10am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:20pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:20pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:14pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:20pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:20pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:20pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 16 Oct @ 5:06pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 11:29pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 10:07pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:57am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 12:24pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 4:28pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 10:55pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:15pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 8:11pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:26pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Jun @ 1:43am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:18am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 2:01pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:50pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:01am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:08pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:40pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 8:11pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 1:54pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:40pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:40pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:11pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 8:03pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:21pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:24pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:30pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 4:11pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 6:59pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Jun @ 3:03pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:07pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:20pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:10pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:53pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:15pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:22pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:26pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 2:25pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 5:54pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Jun @ 10:50am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:06pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:14pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:20pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:55pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 5:41pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:23pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:42pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jun @ 1:43am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:04pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:04pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:09pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:20pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:55pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 4:28pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:18pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:03pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:03pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:30am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:30am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:30am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:04pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:04pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 10:27pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 11:47am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 7:39pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 1:17am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 22 Jun @ 1:56am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 6:32pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 5:48pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:30pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:22pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:26pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:42pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 5:03pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 13 Jun @ 1:43am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:03pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:10pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:20pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:20pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 5:35pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 9:16pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 3:23pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 6:03pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 1:26pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:46pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:49pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:38am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:40pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:21pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 2:01pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 7:30am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:20pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 10:49pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 7:39pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:49am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 2:08pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 5:26pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:04pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 6:52pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 4:39pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 8:50am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:30am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:52pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:17pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 11:55pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:40pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 8:11pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:26pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Jun @ 1:43am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:20pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 8:08pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 7:04pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 1:17am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:22am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 3:54pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 6:15pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:20pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 5:26pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:30am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 7:40pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 1:17am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 1:17am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 10:09pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 20 Jun @ 6:01pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 22 Jun @ 1:27am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:33pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 25 Jun @ 2:42pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:20pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 20 Jun @ 2:36pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 8:12pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:30am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:44am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 7:19pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Jun @ 10:00pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Jun @ 1:40pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Oct @ 8:20am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:43am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:56pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Jun @ 1:43am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 3:45pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 13 Jun @ 1:43am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 14 Jun @ 2:53am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:07pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:20pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:20pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 5:11pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 9:16pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 4:05am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:59am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 6:52pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 7:40pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 12:21am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 1:17am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 3:57pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 4:39pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 7:40pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:06pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:15pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:20pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:50pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 5:37pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 1:24am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 9:33pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 6:52pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 7:40pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 10:07pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 1:17am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 2:24am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 3:57pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 7:15pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 24 Jun @ 11:05pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 1:43pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:49pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:40pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:45pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:26pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 6:59pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:12pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 5:26pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 2:30am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 9:07pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 4:26am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:16pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:19pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 7:31pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 11:26pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 1:51pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:26pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 9:07pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:21pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 10:38pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 1:17am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Jun @ 3:22pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:29pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:42pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 May @ 1:25pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 21 Jun @ 12:42am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 8 Jun @ 1:25pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 4:32pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 4:40pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:16pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 1:51pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:41pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:23pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 4:37pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:06pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:49pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 3:23pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 7:40pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 2:24am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 22 Jun @ 1:40pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:59pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 9:40pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 2:00am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:20pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:49pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 5:35pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 9:16pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 4:05am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 9:33pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 7:20pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 8:07pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 1:17am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 1:17am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 4:26am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 19 Jun @ 7:15pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 22 Jun @ 4:03pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 24 Jun @ 11:05pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Oct @ 6:01am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 1:54pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Jun @ 10:00pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Jun @ 12:58pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 21 Jun @ 10:00pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:50pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:55pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 7:38pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 10:09pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:52pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 7:09pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 22 Jun @ 7:37pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 2:55pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 9 Jun @ 9:07pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:22am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 6:40pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:21pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 12 Jun @ 3:19pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:04pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 4:20pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 1:24am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 7:39pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 1:17am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 22 Jun @ 1:56am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 7:10pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 13 Jun @ 4:10am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 11:47am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 8:08pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 15 Jun @ 10:27pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 11:47am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 6:52pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 7:21pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 17 Jun @ 9:19pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 1:17am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 2:24am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Jun @ 10:20pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 22 Jun @ 9:07am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 24 Jun @ 10:17pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:58am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 3:21am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:40pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 22 Jun @ 9:07am