If you hear her say "I see red", run. It's over.

Hey ma'am. I hope I'm not contacting at an inconvenient time, I need something from you. You see, I'm working on a project which studies human feet, I'm gathering pictures from different people, taking them under analyses, and making a special treatment for feet. I must do my researches perfectly, and the institution I'm working for said to me that the article must include at least a thousand samples. I'd really appreciate it if you could send some pictures of your feet. Keep in mind that:

Each picture must be at least 12 mega pixels.
Please send pictures from 4 different views, like from behind, front, up, sides, etc.
If you hurry it would be better, since they can just accept another project, and give up on me.
Sincerely, yours.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Such a cute guy