I watch this man stream a lot, he's a really fun guy to watch. Lately though that every time I tune in to his streams, my wife starts moaning in the other room. For a second I thought she needed my attention and did this, so I had the brightest smug and went into the room. Turns out she was watching your stream thinking of your massive sized pp that NASA was warning us about. I threw a hissy fit and got mad at her and kicked her out of the house. No one can have your pp except me.

I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with white liquids on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a milk bag in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.

Salam brother. Remember when in childhood we went to computers, when we did not have money, we did push-UPS with the boys in front of the admin. How many times I did push-UPS - I got so many free minutes on computers. Only you didn't do push-UPS, but went out with the admin to the toilet, after that you played the most, we envied you...

+rep After a exp farm in warframe, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great farming runs and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a warframe 1v1 on lan . He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then left the clan dojo. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy