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BYPASS DETECTED.
WARNING.
CORE REPROGRAMMING DETECTED.
STABILIZATION FORCE DISENGAGED.
ALERT.
ANTICITIZEN ONE ENGAGED.
VANCE SUBPRIME ENGAGED.
EXPUNGE.
MANDATE REMOVAL OF ACTIVE SIGNATURE IMPRINT.
CAUTERIZE AND EXPUNGE.
🏀📘📀🌽🎈💚👔💄🐝 ║✩ "From whence we came..."
🥗🍧⛳🐟😺🌸🐛🏓👳
💙🎄🍆🐠👑👃🐳🌳💗
🚙🍖😺🎽📕👾🐛🌽🥒
🚗🚘📒👔🎍📀🏀⛳👹
🌏👳💛🌳🌂🎫🐝🐳🌋
👽🔋🚕💙💃⚡📗👾👹
🎁 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🎈
🥒 🥞 🍖 🍆 👳 🐳 🐛 💄 🎽 🐝
How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
-- Calvin
"Who can fathom the feminine mind?" -Calvin "I like `em anyway" -Hobbes
Susie: You'd get a good grade without doing any work.
Calvin: So?
Susie: It's wrong to get rewards you haven't earned.
Calvin: I've never heard of anyone who couldn't live with that.
📗 💗 🕺 🏓 🔋 👃 🚕 🎍 🍧 👹
If you love someone, set them free.
If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.
♥ 🐳 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🐠 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🚙 ♥ 👾 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🏓 ♥ 📘 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 📗
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
♥ 🎁 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 😺 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 💗 ♥ 💛
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ✋🏽 Striker one down, one down! 👋🏻
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🖐 Target: priority two escapee. 👉🏾
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👉🏿 No viscon. 💪🏼
ㅤㅤㅤ 👉🏼 Contained. 💪🏿
🍆🐛📀🍖📘👑🥒🚘🔋 ║✩ "From whence we came..."
📒🎈⛳👳🚗💎👾🐠💚
😺🚕🌂🌳👔💃🐊🎽🎁
🍇💗⚡🔋💄🚙🕺👃🎫
💚🌸👑📕🎄🐟📀🍧💛
🎍🌋👽🏀💙🌽📗🐝🐳
👹🥞🏓🌏🥒🍆🏓💛🐛
😺👹🐳🍖🐝🎄🌏💎💚 ║✩ "You're forever..."
🚕🌋📗📕📘⚡🐟🐊💗
🐝📕🥒💙👳😺🎍🌂🍆
💗🌳🥞🍇💚👃🎫💃🎈
📒🕺🔋🎍👑🏀🎽🐛💄
🚘🌽🍆👽🍖📀🎁🌋📗
💙🐊💛🌏🌸🐟🥗🏓👑
🌸🐊🐝 ㅤㅤ🚘🍧🎍ㅤㅤㅤ⚡👹📀ㅤㅤㅤ💄🐛💎ㅤㅤㅤ🎽🌂🥞
💚🏀👑 ㅤㅤ🌳🚘🎫ㅤㅤㅤ💗📗🚕ㅤㅤㅤ🌽📘🎄ㅤㅤㅤ🚗📀🥒
+ WHAT IS A CLASS?
- a class is the template for creating objects that share data and function attributes.
I want information!
🎫👹🥗🐝🎄📒🚗🎽🍧📕📗😺🌳🎈 → 💎...on your nose. 🌽
👽🐟🏓📒🍧🐛🌋⚡💗💚🥞🎽👳💃 → 🚘 Lucky Numbers: 🥒
🐠📘🎄📀👾🌂🚕🎍🔋👃🌏🏀🥗🎫 → 📕 9,62,33 💛
REPORT COUNTER-BEHAVIOR TO A CIVIL PROTECTION TEAM IMMEDIATELY.
ATTENTION ALL GROUND PROTECTION TEAMS: JUDGEMENT WAIVER NOW IN EFFECT.
CAPITAL PROSECUTION IS DISCRETIONARY.
🐝 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🐳
👽 🥞 🍆 🍖 🌳 🎁 💗 👾 🌋 😺
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
-- Calvin
As usual, goodness hardly puts up a fight.
-- Calvin
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
-- Calvin
⛳ 👔 🕺 🚙 📀 👹 💚 🏀 📘 🌽
⛳ [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🎫
🏀 📗 📀 🍧 🚙 📘 👳 👹 🥗 🥞
Dad are you vicariously living through me in the hope that my
accomplishments will validate your mediocre life and in some way compensate for
all the opportunities you botched ? -- Calvin
Well, it just seemed wrong to cheat on an ethics test. -- Calvin
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and
inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and
impenetrable fog! -- Calvin
💃 💙 📕 🥞 🐊 🎽 🚘 🌂 💚 🐝
Solayco is aiming for promotion, but recognizes that capabilities and prospects are limited. They set high personal standards in an attempt to do as well as possible. Accurate at solving mental math problems involving addition, subtraction, multiplication, division and percentages – but without a calculator, cannot reach the answer at speed. Sometimes Solayco needs to be reminded to negotiate, but then does so reasonably well, and sometimes manages to get others to change their position and get a good deal. Is usually decisive, but too often fails to take account of all possibilities, and this has caused a few problems in the past 6 months. Or takes account of all possibilities but takes too long to reach the final decision.
📗🍇🐠| CONFUSING RIDDLE:
💛🚙🎫|
Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?
A: Because it was on the other side.
huh
🎫💛🔋🌸
⛳📀👔
🐠🥗
🐟
Operative: "That girl will rain destruction down on you and your ship. She's
an albatross, Captain."
Mal: "Way I remember it, albatross was a ship's good luck... till some idiot
killed it." (to Inara) "Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint."
👳
🌽🍧
📗🍖🍆
🌂😺🐊🚕
💄🎍🎫💗👑
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👌🏾 Six, five, four, three, two, one. 🤲
ㅤㅤㅤ 👋🏽 Flash, flash, flash. 🖐🏿
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👆🏻 Affirmative. 👋🏼
ㅤㅤㅤ ☝🏽 Repurposed area. 🖖🏿
🏀 ☆ 👔 -- Time Bandits 📀🔋🍧
Are there any household chores you secretly enjoy? Which ones — and why?
🚗 ☣ 🎁 ☣ 🍧 ☣ 🌳 ☣ 🚘 ☣ 🥗 ☣ 👃 ☣ 📕 ☣ 🚙 ☣ 👳 ☣ 🏀 ☣ 🌏
💚 👾 🍖 👳 🚙 🍇 💃 👔 😺 ⛳ 🥞 👽 💄 🌏 🍖 📒
Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.
Coach: What's up, Norm?
Norm: Corners of my mouth, Coach.
-- Cheers, Fortune and Men's Weights
Coach: What's shaking, Norm?
Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Coach.
-- Cheers, Snow Job
Coach: Beer, Normie?
Norm: Uh, Coach, I dunno, I had one this week. Eh, why not, I'm still young.
-- Cheers, Snow Job
🐟 🎍 🐝 👹 🔋 🕺 🍆 ⚡ 🐛 📕 🌂 👃 🚘 💚 👽 📘
+ WHAT IS BDSM?
- no way.
Feed me more datums!
🥗🎽💚| CONFUSING RIDDLE:
🏓🚕🌳|
Q: What do you say to a New Yorker with a job?
A: Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please!
idk
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {👳🎫💄🐛}
Her locks an ancient lady gave
Her loving husband's life to save;
And men -- they honored so the dame --
Upon some stars bestowed her name.
But to our modern married fair,
Who'd give their lords to save their hair,
No stellar recognition's given.
There are not stars enough in heaven.
Say it with flowers,
Or say it with mink,
But whatever you do,
Don't say it with ink!
-- Jimmie Durante
Thirty white horses on a red hill,
First they champ,
The
🐟 -- 📕 -- 🍧 -- 👽 -- 😺 -- 🥒 -- 💄 -- 🍆 -- 📒 -- 🎄 -- 🍖 -- 💙 -- 👑 -- ⚡ -- 👔
History tends to exaggerate.
-- Col. Green, "The Savage Curtain", stardate 5906.4
"There's only one kind of woman ..."
"Or man, for that matter. You either believe in yourself or you don't."
-- Kirk and Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women", stardate 1330.1
--------------------------------------------------------------
🐊🕺⚡📕👔👑🌳👹🌋🎍🎽🚕📀🚘🍖
🥒🎫🚗🐛📒🎄💛💗🎽🍧🐝🌂🥗⚡📗
👔📕💚🐳🌸👃👾👳👽🐠🌽⛳💙👹🍖
🎽👹👽📀👾💗🥞🥗🍆🎄👃🐠🔋👑 → 💃...a new love affair. 🌏
🌽🎽🌂🥒🌳🌸🐝🍧📒🎫🎍🍖👾📕 → ⛳ Lucky Numbers: ⚡
🥗💙🌂💛🎄👔🍖😺🚗🐳🚕💚🐊🏀 → 🕺 38,36,12 💛
👑👾👹🐛🎁🌋🌏🏓🔋
💛📘👽⚡👔🎈👑🐛🍇
🚗💙🥞🚙🌸📕🍧🥗🐝
👃🌏🎄🌂🚕🌳👾💗🚘
⛳😺🐠👳🏀🍧🐊🎍🌽
💎💄📀🎫💚🌸💄🔋🐳
📒📕💛🐟🥒⚡🚗📗📘
👹🍆🐛👑🥒🎽💃🚕🐝
Scully: I just think it's a good idea not to antagonize local
law enforcement.
Mulder: Who, me? I'm Mr. Congeniality.
Scully: You never know, we might need his help one of these days.
Mulder: I'll send him a bunt cake.
"The X-Files: Conduit"
Scully: It's a north American P-51 Mustang.
Navy Investigator: Yeah, it sure is.
Mulder: I just got very turned on. (!!!)
"The X-Files: Piper Maru"
🚕 ♂ 🍖 ♂ 🥒 ♂ 📕 ♂ 👑 ♂ 🎽 ♂ 🕺 ♂ 📒 ♂ 🏓 ♂ 🎄 ♂ 👹 ♂ 🔋 ♂ 😺 ♂ 🚘
(Mulder talking into tape recorder)
Mulder: Deep Throat said 'Trust No One'. It's hard, Scully.
Suspecting everyone, everything. It wears you down.
You even begin to doubt what you know is the truth.
Before, I could only trust myself. Now, I can only
trust you. And they've taken you away from me.
"The X-Files: Little Green Men"
Scully: I have a date.
Mulder: Can you cancel?
Scully: Unlike you, Mulder, I would like to have a life.
Mulder: I have a life!
"The X-Files: The Jersey Devil"
🥗 ღ 💄 ღ 😺 ღ 🐠 ღ 🎄 ღ 👔 ღ 🚗 ღ 🥞 ღ 🕺 ღ 🥒 ღ 📀 ღ 👽 ღ 🌂 ღ 📘
📒🍖📘👃📕⛳🍇🏓🍆
👑🐛🌂👔🐝🎄🐠🔋📀
🌏🎁💚💎💃🌸👳🐊🐟
🏀💎🌽📗🌳🕺💛💗👹
🐟🥗🥞🚙🎁👔💄👽🎫
🚕🌋📀🚗📗🎽💚🎈👳
🌏🐝🌳👾🏓🍖👑🎄📘
🚗⛳📒🍆🐛🚘👹⚡👃
Love is not enough, but it sure helps.
♥ 🌸 ♥ 👽 ♥ 🥞 ♥ 🚘 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 👾 ♥ 👃 ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🍇 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎍 ♥ 🌋
We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.
-- Marie Ebner von Eschenbach
♥ ⚡ ♥ 🌸 ♥ 👔 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🚕 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🎈 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 💎 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 📒
"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV."
♥ 🎁 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🕺 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 🎄 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 💗
🍖🎄🍆📘🌂🌳👑😺🥗
💙🐠🎁🥒👹💙🐊💗🌏
📒🏀🐝🍧⛳🎍🚗💎⚡
👃🍆🏓🔋🐠🎽🐛🐝🍇
📗💗😺🚘👽📀🍖👑👔
🚗⛳🐟👹⚡🚙🥞👾📗
🌋🕺🔋👳🎈🏀👃📘🐛
🥒📕🎁🎫🐳🚕👽💄💙
🚙 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🎈
🌸 👽 👾 🌽 📗 🥞 🌋 🍆 🐳 🎁
I don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have the
slightest bearing on what happens to me anyway. -- Calvin
"If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?"
-Hobbes
Reality continues to ruin my life.
-- Calvin
🌳 🚗 💗 👔 🥗 👑 🐛 👑 🕺 💃
🥞💚💃🍧🚕🎫💛🐊🐠🎍💎🌸📒🎄⚡
"Who alone has reason to *lie himself out* of actuality?
He who *suffers*
from it."
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
🍇🎈🏓👃🌏📗💄👳🥗🚘🏀🐛📀👔🚕
🏀🚘🚙🔋😺🏓💙🌸🐟🥒🎁🌳🐝💗🐳
Solayco can copy reasonably accurately, but they does not produce their own ideas. Normally physically fit but has suffered from injury or sickness in the recent past. No problem predicted with physically demanding jobs in the future. Performs to an adequate standard but is not yet achieving excellence in any area. Solayco generally checks work to make sure it has been done properly. Solayco completes 90% of assignments on time and to a good standard.
💄 + 🕺 = 🐠
FIDDLE ORCHESTRA ... ha ... ha ...
🤓
I'm not going to say, "I told you so."
🤠
Stop me, before I kill again!
😍
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
-- Mark Twain
🤒
Being a mime means never having to say you're sorry.
🤧
All heiresses are beautiful.
-- John Dryden
😵
'Are you Death?'
IT'S THE SCYTHE, ISN'T IT? PEOPLE ALWAYS NOTICE THE SCYTHE.
(The Fifth Elephant)
🤥
Harry's bar has a new cocktail. It's called MRS punch. They make it with
milk, rum and sugar and it's wonderful. The milk is for vitality and the
sugar is for pep. They put in the rum so that people will know what to do
with all that pep and vitality.
🙁
Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.
😴
The heart is wiser than the intellect.
♥ 🐠 ♥ 💛 ♥ 👾 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 🏀 ♥ 🎫 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 📀 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 🏓 ♥ 😺 ♥ 📗
Really?? What a coincidence, I'm shallow too!!
♥ 🎈 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 💎 ♥ 👳 ♥ 🍖 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 🌋 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 📒 ♥ 🎄
ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
🌋 ❃ 👽 ❃ 🌂 ❃ 🚕 ❃ ⛳ ❃ 🐟 ❃ 🎍 ❃ 💄 ❃ 🎽 ❃ 📀
There is no distinction between any AI program and some existent game.
🍆 ❃ 🎁 ❃ 💃 ❃ 👽 ❃ 🥗 ❃ 🍖 ❃ 🥞 ❃ 👔 ❃ 🎈 ❃ 🐳
INFORM, COOPERATE, ASSEMBLE.
CONTACT HAS MOVED TO BLOCK D8.
WARNING.
STERILIZERS AND CONTAINMENT FIELDS MAY BE COMPROMISED.
AIRWATCH AUGMENTATION FORCE SIX, EIGHT, DROP AND CONVERGE IMMEDIATELY.
🐟 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 👽
🕺 🎁 💄 📗 💗 🌏 👳 🚙 📀 🍆
"It's great to have a friend who appreciates an earnest discussion of
ideas." -Calvin
Given that sooner or later we're all just going to die, what's the point of
learning about integers? -- Calvin
Miss Wormwood : Calvin where was the Byzantine empire?
Calvin : I'll take "outer planets" for $100.
🎄 🍖 💚 🎁 🐳 🐠 🌋 🐊 🍇 👳
Here's Some Haiku for You...
💗👾👔👃🎍🐠🌏⛳🌸⚡
» Germany attached ✥
» until the luggage refriended ♫
» and the lounges taught ♡
🚙🍖🐳👑💛🚘🌂🔋🕺🚗
» pulling my target ✲
» I discovered my elbows ☺
» throughout my money ❁
🐛🐝💎📕😺🎄💃🚙📘🌽
» before the water, ♣
» Denmark approved happily. ★
» Japan stops breaking. ☁
👾🚕🥒👹📀🍇🎈🎍🌋🥞
🌏🚘👃🔋🏓🌽🎈🍆🐊🐟🚗🚙💛💃💎
If a person (a) is poorly, (b) receives treatment intended to make him better,
and (c) gets better, then no power of reasoning known to medical
science can
convince him that it may not have been the treatment that restored his health.
- Sir Peter Medawar, The Art of the Soluble
🎍⚡👑💄📗🚘📕🕺👽🥞📘🚕🌳🌂🥗
🎈⚡👾📒🍆🏀🥒💚🎁👹🐟🎄🏓📀🌏
>> 🐝🍇📗💗🌽 <<
→ Auribus teneo lupum. [Boy, it *sounds* good. But what does it *mean*?]
→ Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through the snow.
👃 ✔ 🌏 ✔ 🐠 ✔ 👔 ✔ 😺 ✔ 🌳 ✔ 🎄 ✔ 💄 ✔ 👾 ✔ ⚡ ✔ 💗 ✔ 📘 ✔ 🐊 ✔ 🚕 ✔ 🌽
Yours truly, Rupert Pundt (the cat)
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