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I came into this game with no expectations and was still dissapointed 💀💀💀
5/10

Watch Dogs 2 is a remarkable improvement over its predecessor, delivering a thrilling experience in the expansive, vibrant world of San Francisco. Combining an engaging narrative, unique gameplay mechanics, and a truly immersive open world, it stands as one of the most enjoyable action-adventure games of its generation.

Gameplay and Mechanics (9/10):
The heart of Watch Dogs 2 lies in its innovative gameplay, especially the hacking mechanics. As Marcus Holloway, a skilled hacker and member of the DedSec group, players can interact with the city’s infrastructure in ways that feel both clever and satisfying. From hijacking cars to manipulating traffic lights and even hacking people’s phones, the game’s world responds to your every action, giving a sense of control and creativity. This open-ended approach to mission-solving allows for an impressive variety of playstyles, whether you prefer stealth, combat, or pure tech manipulation.

The parkour movement system is smooth and responsive, making exploration an absolute joy. The driving mechanics have been vastly improved over the first game, with more responsive vehicles and fun, dynamic chases that fit perfectly into the game’s light-hearted yet serious tone.

Story and Characters (9/10):
Marcus is a welcome protagonist, bringing youthful energy and charm to the series. His motivations are clear, and his interactions with the quirky DedSec team create a memorable dynamic throughout the story. The narrative is focused on the theme of privacy and the dangers of a hyper-connected world, making it both relevant and thought-provoking, though it never takes itself too seriously.

What truly elevates the story is the diverse cast of characters. From the hilarious and eccentric Wrench, to the calm and calculating Sitara, each team member brings a unique flavor to the group, and the witty dialogue and banter keep things fresh.

Open World and Design (9/10):
The game world is alive with detail, from the bustling streets of San Francisco to the diverse neighborhoods, each with its own culture. It feels authentic, not only in the architecture but also in the people, events, and activities that populate the city. Whether you're exploring the tech-heavy Silicon Valley or venturing into the colorful and chaotic parts of Oakland, the map is a pleasure to explore.

Side missions and optional activities are plentiful, including collecting items, solving puzzles, or engaging in races, which offer plenty of replayability. The multiplayer component also shines, allowing players to seamlessly interact with others in co-op missions or even engage in hacking duels, adding a layer of unpredictability to the experience.

Visuals and Sound (8/10):
Watch Dogs 2 boasts impressive visuals with a vibrant, almost stylized look that captures the essence of San Francisco. The weather effects and dynamic lighting make each part of the day feel distinct, whether you're driving through the golden hour or a foggy morning. While the visuals are fantastic, they don’t quite reach the level of photorealism seen in some other AAA titles, but they do serve the game's tone well.

The soundtrack is another highlight, featuring a solid mix of electronic beats and hip-hop that complements the urban setting and the game's rebellious spirit. The voice acting is top-notch, with memorable performances from the entire cast.

Why It's a 9/10: While Watch Dogs 2 is nearly perfect, there are a few minor issues that prevent it from being a flawless experience. The AI can sometimes be a bit erratic, especially in combat situations, and some of the mission objectives feel repetitive at times. Additionally, while the story is solid, it lacks the emotional depth of some other open-world epics, focusing more on fun than on a deeply immersive narrative.

Nonetheless, Watch Dogs 2 excels in so many areas. Its open-world freedom, unique hacking mechanics, memorable characters, and a vibrant city to explore make it an unforgettable experience. It’s a rare game that mixes meaningful themes with playful gameplay and a healthy dose of humor, making it an easy recommendation for anyone looking for a fresh, exciting take on the open-world genre.

In short, Watch Dogs 2 is an amazing game that offers tons of fun and innovation, earning a well-deserved 9/10.

wORST DLC EVER MADE. DO NOT BUY

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☐ You forget what reality is
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☐ Decent
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☐ Don‘t look too long at it
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☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
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☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

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☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

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☐ Significant brain usage
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☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

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☑ Some lore
☐ Average
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☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

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☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
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☐ Average
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☐ To infinity and beyond

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☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

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☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☑ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Why can't I stop playing? 10/10

The perfect modders playground. The mods have kept this game alive and are absolutely amazing. Same with the vannila game. Fun ragdoll shooter. 8/10

Well made but quite klunky. 7/10