Recent reviews by JumpyCatFuneral

I've been working as a contracted worker for the Company for a few months now, and I have to say, it has been an amazing experience. The job is to collect scrap from abandoned, industrialized moons, and meet the Company's profit quota. I get to use the cash I earn to travel to new moons with higher risks and rewards - or buy fancy suits and decorations for my ship. I've had the chance to experience nature, scanning any creature I find and adding them to my bestiary. Exploring the outdoors and rummaging through the derelict steel and concrete underbellies has been a thrilling adventure.

Things get dangerous at night, but the Company store has provided me with useful tools for the job. I have lights, shovels, walkie talkies, stun grenades, and boomboxes - all of which come in handy in the dark. I communicate with my crewmates to carry all valuables to the ship before things get too dangerous, and make sure to never leave anyone behind.

Overall, I'm really enjoying my work with the Company. Collecting scrap from moons is a fun and thrilling job, and I'm grateful for the chance to explore the unknown and make a profit.

Dear fellow gamer's,
This game has revolutionary and innovative game play, mixing both the fast pace action of fps into the strategic style of chess which has never been thought of. When i play this game i feel like i have been blessed by gods, be it Zeus, Buddha, maybe even Jesus, this game gives me an huge adrenaline rush to the point where i get hyper and run over 22 people on a busy street then crashing into a 20,000kg semi truck which flings me out of that car because i wasn't wearing a seat belt that then ends my life.

if i were to give this game a rating.... its aight maybe like 7/10

The game is great, gun play is meh but unfortunately the games doesn't revolve around me (which it should because i'm important) so that's minus points.... overall its aight

Hi The G.O.A.T here,
i just wanna say that drunken wrestlers innovative and wacky style of game-play really invigorates and compels me to keep playing this 100% 10/10 game developed by Mr. Oleg Skutte. This game brings me joy to the point i break down in tears falling down a bottomless pit of depression and anxiety while driving with a Blood Alcohol Level of 3.73 (which is over the limit BTW) and driving of the bridge which ends my life abruptly only to wake up and realise it was all a dream; a dream that keeps on repeating itself......... and with that i would like to conclude my review, the games meh.

yes

COOL

ITS COOL