My wife got angry with me for being so bad with directions, so i got up and right. GD again offered for me to crash at his house, his weird fetish house, but i'll take ♥♥♥ tissues and questionable taste in porn magazines (my mans old school) over a park bench. Well not two hours after I arrive he decides its bed time (it was 16:25 but i don't judge) and off her trots, peanut butter and towel in hand. Oddly his dog took off like a rocket in pursuit, i can only imagine he thought the towel meant he was gonna have a bath. There was some whining shortly after, sounded human but I don't know. Dog came downstairs shortly after licking his lips, unsure where he found mayo but there was loads on its face.

Gets weirder, as if sniffing your father in laws chair wasn't bad enough. He asked me to take him to the shop, me being a good friend thought nothing of it. So off he hops, humming "I believe in a thing called love" but like the high pitch part so he sounded like a kettle boiling on a stove, y'know when it starts high pitch whistling. So off he goes to Tesco, none of that cheap discount ♥♥♥♥ for this man no sir, he wanted the good quality kitchen towels, latex gloves and elastic bands. Now what would one do with these items? Took a glove, placed it on a flattened towel and rolled it up into a sausage, then he pulled the opening to the glove up and around the end of the sausage, creating an opening. Then he took an elastic band and placed it on the glove to keep it in place. He then downloaded a video of Joe biden getting railed by a bunch of asian dudes. Well, make shift flesh light in hand, GD went to town.Whilst I was drinking tea with his wife. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird. Good cuppa tea though.

Another day another strange interaction with this dirty ♥♥♥♥....Told me his father in law had been playing the new halo (quality game btw, if a little heavy on monetization) for a few hours, there house isnt very well insulated so they have the heating on full wack, which is right next to the pc chair. Well, phsyics and stuff, his FiL started getting sweaty so decided after about an hour of sitting in what I assume would have been some potent stank, he took a shower. All good, cept this dirty ♥♥♥♥, the moment his FiL left the room, he started sniffing the chair and licking his lips.

Had a strange call from H:GD this morning, dirty ♥♥♥♥ said he had filmed himself stroking off to smurfette flicking her bean and sucking papa smurf off.

A few months ago I crashed at his place as I got kicked out of my house for running a rat fighting contest called RFC (Rat Fighting Championship) Fast forward two weeks and I came home from working the corner and upon entering i'm greeted with the scent of lavender which was perfectly delightful, GamerDad was no where to be found however. Upon going upstairs to my room I hear some banging from his room, I walk in on him with his brother in law. Now he maintains he was just wrestling but I question why you'd be naked to wrestle with Marvin Gaye playing in the background.

Told me he nutted into an icecube tray, stuck it in the freezer and let it freeze. A few hours later his mum was visiting and he poured her a glass of Baileys Irish cream, adding two of the nut cubes he made earlier, he watched her drink it and said "how'd you like that English cream?"