Got killed by a mudcrab,
stole some elfs stuff from a stash,
got killed by an assassin,
saw a dude commit suicide,
took his scrolls,
jumped over a island,
got killed by a thousend weird looking birds,
found a (moon) suger daddy,
ate some big a** eggs,
found out some giant ants lay these,
ate a few more,
tried drugs and alcohol,
found a strip club,
sold my left kidney to a crab,
killed some yellow/grey mf in a palace (on drugs),
found out that colored rocks make my stuff shine,
flew to sweden,
got every disease known to man,
slaughtered every furry,
finally got a house after 100+ hours,
had dinner with daddy dagoth.

Would recommend.👍