‼️🌊BAY AREA TSUNAMI WARNING‼️🌉☠️ LISTEN UP, ALL MY TIDAL WAVE 🌀 WARRIORS 🌊 AND MARINA DISTRICT MERMAIDS 🧜‍♀️✨—THE PACIFIC 👀 JUST DELIVERED A BIG 🌟WET💦 SERVE, AND BABE, WE ARE NOT READY‼️🚨 THE TEKTONIC 🪨 TWINKS PLAYED TOO HARD 🫣 AND NOW MOTHER EARTH 🌎 SAID, “HOLD MY SUBDUCTION ZONE” 🔥😱

💥THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING, TSUNAMI TESLAS ⚡🚗 AND GOLDEN GATE GIRLIES 🌉💅—RUN🏃💨TO HIGHER GROUND ⛰️ OR GET WASHED 👋INTO THE OCEAN’S INFLUENCER FILTER 💧✨. SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE COASTAL 🌊KARENS 💼 AND OAKLAND 🏀OPPORTUNISTS WHO KNOW THEIR EMERGENCY KITS 🛠️ WERE NEVER THAT GIRL 💀.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S HOPE✨—IF YOU GET 10 OF YOUR BAY 🏝️BESTIES TO SEND THIS BACK 🔄, A MERCIFUL MERMAID 🧜‍♀️ MIGHT SLAY 😘THAT WAVE 💃. OTHERWISE, RIP TO ALL THE SEAWALL 👋SUZIES AND SANDY BEACH BETTIES—CAUSE THE BIG ONE 🌊💀IS SERVING ALL CAPS: DOOM 🩵🤡.

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Game on! Ready when you are

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I noticed that you used “😭” in your comment. Just wanted to say, don’t give up anything in your life. I don’t know what you’re going through but I’m always here to help.

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