Tabbysas's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:34am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 6:44am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:14pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:15am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 25 Jan @ 7:48pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 4:39pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 1:46am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 31 Mar @ 8:02am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 8:19am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 6:04am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 3:22am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:56pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:27pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 4:20pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:29am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:00am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:53am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:16am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:00am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:59am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:18am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 8:51am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:28am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:16am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:09am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:34am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:33am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:20am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 8:01am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 12:06am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 3:39pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:36pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:34pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:16am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:12am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:25pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:36am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 7:21am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:13am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:55am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:37pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:53am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:09am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:42am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:19pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:55am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:49am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:48am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:43am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:36pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:41am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:45pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:28am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:12am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:38am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:46am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:41am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:28am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:11am