God is good all the time. I am God. I am not omnipresent, I reside in a single location that changes every second. When I spawn near a human, I stop time, prop up their arms and high five them. The event results in the human speaking Chinese backwards in Spanish at a speed increasing so fast that the atoms of the mouth collide, causing the human to self-destruct and fling them backwards in time to before I blessed their hand. This is why, how, and when people die. Witnesses go blind.