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0.0 hrs on record
it is definetly worth it but i will recommend getting it on sale bc its only 6.11 euro (depending on what sale)
Posted 27 May.
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3.3 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥ game dont buy so overhyped ong
Posted 15 May.
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51 people found this review helpful
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2.5 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is hands down one of the best RPGs I've ever played. I’ve played the whole game on my other account but now i’m gonna play it on this account also, Seriously, this game is a masterpiece in every sense of the word. From the moment you start playing, you're sucked into this incredibly detailed world filled with monsters, magic, and political intrigue.

The storyline is just...wow. It's so rich and immersive, with twists and turns that keep you on the edge of your seat. And the characters? They feel so real, with their own personalities, motivations, and flaws. You really get invested in their journeys, which makes every decision you make feel weighty and important.

And let's talk about the world itself. It's massive, but it never feels empty or boring. There's always something to do, whether it's hunting down monsters, exploring hidden caves, or just chilling in a tavern playing Gwent. And speaking of Gwent, don't even get me started on how addictive that card game is!

Combat is another highlight. It's challenging, but in a good way. You have to be strategic with your swordplay, magic, and potions to take down tougher enemies, and it feels incredibly satisfying when you pull off a tough fight.

Honestly, I could go on and on about how amazing this game is, but I'll just say this: if you haven't played The Witcher 3 yet, do yourself a favor and pick it up. You won't regret it.


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Posted 14 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
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0.3 hrs on record
One of my friends who I play with said if I post a review on the game and it gets 50 likes and 15 Awards that he will buy me a new gaming chair to replace my floor mat and a new mouse to replace my current walmart mouse. So im just gonna leave this here. Please help a brotha out
Posted 11 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
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1.7 hrs on record
I will leave the cat here, so that everybody who passes by can pet it and give it a thumbs up.
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cyberpunk 2077 but for cats
Posted 11 February.
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125 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
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1.7 hrs on record
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Posted 11 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted 11 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.1 hrs on record
cod clone but better movement



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Posted 11 February.
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2 people found this review helpful
31.6 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
I will leave the cat here, so that everybody who passes by can pet it and give it a thumbs up.
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Posted 11 February.
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214 people found this review helpful
157 people found this review funny
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4.5 hrs on record
first time a girl runs after me so i give it a 10/10
Posted 11 February.
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