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Personal Achievements
 

She Ain't Got No Teeth

Beat Chapter 1.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 9:50am

H is for Hebrew

Beat Chapter 2.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 10:15am

King of the Carrot

Beat Chapter 3.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 1:05am

Old Family Secret

Beat Chapter 4.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 2:05am

First Squirt Award

Beat Chapter 5.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Havajo Hero

Beat Chapter 6.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 7:44am

Wet Your Whistle

Complete the Tutorial.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 9:15am

17 Will Get You 20

Have 10 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 7:32am

The Bone

Get with 10 Girls normally.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 2:04am

Icebreaker

Mack 10 chicks.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 10:26am

Your Inner Feminine

Get with 10 chicks.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 10:32am

Repent Ye Sinner

Get turned down by 10 chicks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 12:56am

The Pleaser

Get 10 girls off.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 1:37am

The Over Compensator

Knock out 10 random guys minding their own business.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 9:49am

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

Knockout 100 random guys minding their own business.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 2:00am

Identity Theft

Steal the identity of 10 guys.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 10:39am

Aged 18 (at Least)

Drink a case worth of whiskey (18 bottles of whiskey).
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 4:36pm

One Toke Over the Line

Smoke an eighth of weed (24 hits).
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 1:25am



The Panzy

Get first place in the Rocker Knockout Contest in Downtown.

A Whale of a Tail

Get first place in the Whore-a-thalon.

King of Annals

Get first place in the Butt Brawl.

The Mad Capper

Get first place in the Psychedelic Slalom through the Mushroom Marsh.

Pint Sized Pounder

Get first place in the Pigmy Knockout Contest.

Skull Collector

Win Smear the Steer in the Havajo Reservation.

Hook Line and Stinker

Win Hook Up Contest in the Musky Thong.

Beer Goggle Champion

Get first place in the Hoggin Contest in Missionary Beach.

Update Your Hardware

Get with the hot Robot.

FAT32 Reformat

Get with the big Robot.

Better Red Than Dead

Get with the Devil's mistress.

Rubbin' Hood

Get with one of Hod's chicks.

Petty Woman

Get 100 hummers from a hooker.
0 / 100

Bronze Harlot

Get with a hooker 100 times.
1 / 100

The Burger Thing

Get with 100 hookers from behind.
1 / 100

Swipe That V Card

Beat Chapter 7.

Shots Down Under

Beat Chapter 8.

T & A Trifecta

Beat Chapter 9.

Holy of Holies

Beat Chapter 10.

Total Domination

Defeat the Man.

El Penetrator

Defeat Ron Jeremy

Predator Status

Have 10 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
1 / 10

Pimp Status

Have 100 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
11 / 100

The Mick Jagger Award

Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
101 / 1,000

Forty with Good Behavior

Have 100 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
11 / 100

Life in the Pokey

Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
101 / 1,000

Hammer Time

Get with girls from behind 10 times.
4 / 10

Butt Brawler

Get with girls from behind 100 times.
11 / 100

The Broken Wagon Wheel

Get with girls from behind 1000 times.
101 / 1,000

The Drop Slot

Get with 100 Girls normally.
16 / 100

The Golden Rod

Get with 1000 Girls normally.
101 / 1,000

Earned Your Hat

Get 10 hummers.
7 / 10

Fill 'Er Up Award

Get 100 hummers.
11 / 100

Drop the Mic

Get 1000 hummers.
101 / 1,000

Slight Addiction

Play the game for 10 Hours.
3 / 10

Chasing the Dragon

Play the game for 100 Hours.
11 / 100

Full Bone Addiction

Play the game for 1000 Hours.
101 / 1,000

Gift of Gab

Mack 100 chicks.
47 / 100

The Babe Detector

Mack 1000 chicks.
101 / 1,000

Box Hunter

Get with 100 chicks.
27 / 100

Say Hello to My Little Friend

Get with 1000 chicks.
101 / 1,000

Not with a Ten Foot Pole

Get turned down by 100 chicks.
17 / 100

Big Game Hunter

Get with 10 hot chicks.
1 / 10

Like Fish in a Barrel

Get with 100 hot chicks.
11 / 100

Young Bunz Award

Get with 1000 hot chicks.
101 / 1,000

Ton of Fun

Get with 10 big girls.
8 / 10

Pound for Pound

Get with 100 big girls.
11 / 100

Large and in Charge

Get with 1000 big girls.
101 / 1,000

Box Master

Get 100 girls off.
21 / 100

The Bearded Clam

Get 1000 girls off.
101 / 1,000

Hit and Run

Get with 10 chicks and don't get them off.
3 / 10

Self-Service Award

Get with 100 chicks and don't get them off.
11 / 100

Maybe You Just Don't Like Girls

Get with 1000 chicks and don't get them off.
101 / 1,000

Good Samaritan

Get 10 girls off multiple times.
3 / 10

Like a Love Machine

Get 100 girls off multiple times.
11 / 100

Ten Pounds of Meat and a Bucket of Balls

Get 1000 girls off multiple times.
101 / 1,000

The Total Dick

Knock out 1000 random guys minding their own business.
121 / 1,000

Candy Ass

Get knocked out 10 times.
3 / 10

In Lovin' Memory Award

Get knocked out 100 times.
11 / 100

Locked n' Loaded

Steal the identity of 100 guys.
26 / 100

I'm the Juggernaught

Steal the identity of 1000 guys.
101 / 1,000

Case Meister

Drink a case worth of beer (24 beers).
12 / 24

King o' the Keg

Drink a keg's worth of beer (500 beers).
25 / 500

Lord of the Vat

Drink a whole vat worth of beer (1000 beers).
501 / 1,000

Careful, You'll Go Blind

Drink a whole barrel worth of whiskey (300 bottles of whiskey).
20 / 300

100% Proof Flaccid

Drink an entire distillery's storage room worth of whiskey (1000 bottles of whiskey).
301 / 1,000

Aqua Lung

Smoke a pound of weed (500 hits).
37 / 500

Lord of Buds

Smoke an entire bushel of weed (1000 hits).
501 / 1,000

A Fungus Among Us

Eat an eighth of shrooms (25 shrooms).
22 / 25

Train's Leaving, Get on the Bus

Eat a whole pound of shrooms (250 shrooms).
26 / 250

Home of the Monster Mushroom

Eat an entire patch of shrooms (750 shrooms).
251 / 750

Frogger

Lick two baker's dozens of toads (26 toad licks).
1 / 26

Lickin' for a Prince

Lick a zoo's worth of toads (250 toad licks)
27 / 250

Master Frog Finder

Lick an army of toads (750 toad licks).
251 / 750

Wrong Left Turn in Albuquerque

Eat enough peyote to fill a paper bag (25 buttons).
4 / 25

You See the Size of the Chicken?

Eat ten pounds of peyote (250 buttons).
26 / 250

Watch Out on the Way Out

Eat a barrel of Peyote (750 buttons).
251 / 750

Gettin' Itchy

Smoke an eight ball of crack (25 hits).
13 / 25

Hittin' the Street

Smoke a pound of crack (500 hits).
26 / 500

Death Rock

Smoke a mountain of crack (1000 hits).
501 / 1,000

A Bottle Is Your Only Friend

Get turned down by 1000 Girls
101 / 1,000

Geriatrically Inclined

Get knocked out 1000 times.
101 / 1,000