冻豆腐's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:15pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Nov @ 11:58pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:42am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:41am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:46pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:15am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 3:18am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 6:31am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 6:31am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:01pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 12:14am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:31am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:48am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 10:59pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:00pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:04pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:12pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:20pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 4:14am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:38am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:47pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:03am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 3:25am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:02am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:02am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:02am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:00pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:09pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:36pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 2:04am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 10:59pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 10:59pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:16pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 6:50am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:24am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:49pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 10:59pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:20pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 7:01am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:00pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:11am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:52pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:15pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 10:38am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 6:30am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:05pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 6:50am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 6:29am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 4:14am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 6:30am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 12:15am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:18pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 6:32am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:31am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:19am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 6:32am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:31am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:51am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:25am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:34am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:54am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:54am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:57am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:14pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 2:21pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:43am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 10:59pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:15pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:18pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:34pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 7:11am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:30pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 4:00am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 11:49pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 3:19am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 11:46pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 3:46am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 6:30am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 2:45am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:02am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:58am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:54am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:56am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 6:31am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:53am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:20pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 3:50am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 6:31am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:04am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:27am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:01pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 11:05pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 3:57am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 4:09am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 4:09am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:46pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 4:13am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 9:28am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 2:22pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:24am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:31am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 12:15am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:39am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:51am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:54am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:54am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:02am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 5:54am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 12:15am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 2:30am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:04am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 2:26am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:48am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:34am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 4:09am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:08am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:15am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 1:15am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 2:56am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 2:53am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 2:08am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 2:57am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 4:33am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:53am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:57am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 6:02am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 6:08am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 6:59am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:00am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:43am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 3:25am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:25am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:05am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 11:07pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:32am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 4:09am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:34am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:54am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:02am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:05am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:18am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:21am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:21am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:02am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:02am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:27am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 6:44am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:30am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:48pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:03pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:15am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 3:30am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:02pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:36pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:18pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 6:31am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:32am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:39am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:11am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 12:37am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 6:32am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:53am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:49am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 4:14am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 5:40am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 12:15am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 4:23am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:53am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:42am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:45am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:50am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:05am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:07am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:40am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:34am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:24am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:06am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:23am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:23am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:35am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:52am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:07am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:32am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:10am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:15am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:02am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 1:15am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:18pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:31am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:40am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:39am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:41am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:53am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:54am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 6:54am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:05am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:05am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:21am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:14am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:21am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:53am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:36am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:33am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:40am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:49am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 6:18am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 6:59am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:21am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:24am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:02am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:15am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 6:31am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 6:31am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:24am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 12:14am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 12:51am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:28am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:48am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 3:43am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:25am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:25am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:56am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:50am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:29pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 6:31am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:24am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:35am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:02am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 6:53am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:44am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:54am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 6:27am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:04am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:05am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:28am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:21am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:25am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:53am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:53am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:53am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:15am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:16am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:29pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 6:58am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 8 Dec @ 11:06pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 7:28pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:36pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:51pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 6:42am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:02am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:06am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:28am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:53am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:41am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:08am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:05am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:18am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:21am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:24am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:18am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:53am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:36am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:15am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:16am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:18am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:08am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:10am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:01am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:34am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:54am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:52am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:15am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:43am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:31am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:32am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:36am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:45am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:35am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:36am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:49am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:50am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:12pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 6:31am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 12:15am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 4:09am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:04am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:53am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:01am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:29am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:29am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:02am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:16am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:51am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 12:14am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 6:53am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:28am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:53am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:24am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:53am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:53am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:36am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:53am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:15am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:18am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:32am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:09am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:29am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:32am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:34am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:45am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:36am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:01am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:15am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:16am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:18am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:08am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:28am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:32am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:34am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:36am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:50am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:56am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:35pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:37am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:15am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:15am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:32am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:29am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:32am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:46am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:50am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:31am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 3:33am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 5 Dec @ 10:12pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:27am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:27am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:42am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:43pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:02pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:23am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:25am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 12:49pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:50pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:16pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:03pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:05am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:49am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:08am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:38am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:16am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:18am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:08am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:10am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:29am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:34am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:35am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:50am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:51am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:35pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:51pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:51pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:08pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 6:31am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 12:51am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 4:09am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:04am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:53am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:01am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:18am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:29am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:36am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:35pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:06pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:04am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:18am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:54am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:25am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:10pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:08am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 10:13pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:30am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 12:15am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 3:01am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:52am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:24am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:02am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:33am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:29am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:50am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:35pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:15pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:03pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:05am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:56am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 12:07pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:35am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:37am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:37pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:15pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:03pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:03pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:18pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:06pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 9:43am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 11:05pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 7:47pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 8:12pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 8:07pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:24am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:58am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:40pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:50pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:58pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:02am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:13am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:41am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:49am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:50am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:29am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:09am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:29am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:32am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:34am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:45am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:50am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:57am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:35pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:51pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:06pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:16pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:22pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:49pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:37pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:59pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:16pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:34am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:36am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:50am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:51am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:35pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:51pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:56pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:15pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:16pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:38pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:03pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:04pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:58pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:49pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:41am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 1:53am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:50am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:02am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:53am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:18am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:29am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:35am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:35pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:05pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:33pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:10pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:41am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:58am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:06am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:14am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:51pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:19am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:18am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:02am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:01am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 9:28am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:45pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:03pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:05pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:49am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:58am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:58am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:00pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:07pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 10:58pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:15pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 27 Nov @ 11:15pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 1 Dec @ 9:29pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 4:47am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 6:20am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:19am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:15am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:09am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:34am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:51am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:51pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:21pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:04pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:27am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:49am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:58am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:18am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:18am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:51pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:50am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:51am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:35pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:51pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:51pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:08pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:16pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:31pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:03pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:04pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:48pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:05am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:27am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:41am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:41am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:58am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:05am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 9:47am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 6:53am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:01pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:27am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:30am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:05am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 9:47am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:50am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 12:14pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:03pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:31am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 4:22am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:01pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 3:18pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:43pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:12am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 10:31am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:26am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:27am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:30am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:01am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:53am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:05am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:38am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:08am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:33am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:50am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:51pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:16pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:03pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:05am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:49am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:58am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:12am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:01pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:21am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:33am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:05pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:35pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 8:51pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 9:06pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:16pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:22pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:49pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:03pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 11:10pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:02am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:27am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:41am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:48am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:51am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:58am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:58am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 5:05am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:01pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 3:18pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 9:47am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:48am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Dec @ 7:06am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 12:05am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Dec @ 1:58am