Recent reviews by Armagenesis

This is truly a work of Art.
Short and sweet.
The ending music doesn't fit the atmosphere though.
I'd prefer the intro scene's BGM instead.

Also, my secret word is garden
Which sounds fitting since I love the garden the most.

You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round
Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round

I'm aware that this is pretty much just alpha/beta version, but I hope the full version is much, much better than this.
This prologue version is just unsatisfying.
The biggest issue I had playing the game is the fact that the controls can just randomly bug out.
One moment I was playing normally, then suddenly all shortcut keys just don't work and I can't right click on anything to order my squad to move.
Combined with the inability to save/load, playing this game is just nothing but frustration.
I also hope the full version actually allows you to settle anywhere you want around the globe instead of just having a select cities to play in. As that seems to be what has been advertised.

Maybe the real Canada is the dinks and jerks we found along the way.

Can I really have this game for free?
Feels like stealing from an art museum.

I really want to love this game, I really do.
This game is really fun and I can see myself playing it for hours.
...when it actually works.

There are so many issues with the game that just frustrates me.
Mainly the constant freezing for no apparent reason.
There are other smaller issues that don't seem to get addressed as well.
There has been no updates from the developers for a long time, so I don't even know if it'll get fixed in the future.

This game teaches you that if you commit tax evasion, you will have to kill a potato god.

I found this game through its BGM.
Fell in love with the music, bought the game, and fell in love again with the game itself.
Shame the game doesn't seem to have garnered much attention it deserves to have.

This game definitely will be one of the hidden gems I will always treasure.

This game should win Labor of Love award. Every year.

I bought this game instead of a lunch with my money. I can't think of the punchline. Help.