This man right here has taught me everything I know from the act of making sweet sweet love to a lady to how to molly in CSGO. He is a god of a man. The gods in mount Olympus look up to him. He steps on those lowly gods like they are ants.

+rep this dude saved me on the side of the highway after my rental car broke down. I was stranded on the outskirts of NYC kicking my piece of ♥♥♥♥ volkwagen when this dude pretended to know what he was doing to fix my car, luckily it started. Trouble brewed soon after when the tow truck driver i had called earlier was upset that he drove all the way across the bronx to take my call only to have something not fixed. He was furious, and i, a timid gamer girl, was afraid of this guy. The man who pretended to help me earlier walked back and the tow truck driver immediately knew that this was Billy Chapel, hall of fame pitcher for the Detroit Lions. Intoxicated by his looks, charm and secretly his money, just like the tow truck driver that was arguably bisexual, i too developed feelings for this man. We've had our ups and downs over the years, but ultimately, it was his thrusting member and Love of the Game that won me over.

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alright kid you obviously have no idea who i am so i'll go easy on you, hahahah. i've been to iraq over several hundred times and have never had more fear in my heart than the day i got lost in a market seperated from my mother it was a truely soul crushing experience (don't say you wouldn't be twice as scared) however unlike you i took that fear and converted it into power, willpower more specificly; more specificly so the will power fo fighting off ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ likes you. flashforward to the year 1996 i'm in afghanistan nothing in my hands but the blood of my fallen comprades here's me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself when i see over 1000 terrorists on the horizon ''what a bother'' i mutter and beat them all down hand to hand combat. so now that you know a little bit more about yourself, ask yourself. do you feel lucky... punk?

Basically my dad.