Grass Fed Croatian
123-456-7890
Grassfedcroation@fourthreich.com

Skills:
• Trained to hold breath for 15+seconds
• Completed Elden Ring before I got Evicted
• Able to take a 0.02g dab without greening out
• Past work experience at Natzweiler camp
• Breifly ran my own mega church
• Can proficiently say up to four 3 syllable words (on the right day)

References:

Mauser Jötenheimer
098-765-4321
Mauser1943@UnkenuphelNodic.com

Guy Fieri
694-206-9420
Flavortown@gmail.com

Aaron kyro
111-222-3333
TheSponsoredScientologist@meth.com

Prior employment experience:

• Gumball machine operator
• Collected royalties from a now bankrupt Chinese skateboard deck manufacturer
• Broke the world record for fastest Tf2 rage quit
• Developed a crowd funded campaign to legalize argyle amphetamine sulphate (meth)
• Made 10,000 kuna from pursuing legal action due to a car hitting me at 5mph whilst J-walking

Sincerely:
--GrassFedCroatian 05/22/24 6:38pm