Tried to use a toilet after Carl and now I suffer with:

AIDS
allergies
Alzheimer's disease
anxiety disorders
arthritis
asthma
astigmatism
autoimmune diseases
benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
bipolar disorder (manic-depressive)
brain cancer
breast cancer
cancer
cervical cancer
constipation
common cold
COPD
cough
Crohn's disease
cystic fibrosis
dementia
diabetes
diarrhea
depression
ebola
eczema
endometriosis
epilepsy
eye disorders
fibroids
herpes
high cholesterol
HIV
Hodgkin's disease
kidney disease
lactose intolerance
leukemia
liver cancer
liver disease
meningitis
meningococcal disease
menopause
mental illness
myopia (short-sightedness)
obesity
osteoporosis
otitis media (middle ear infection)
ovarian cancer
overweight
pain
Parkinson's disease
pelvic inflammatory disease
pertussis
pregnancy
prostate cancer
prostate disorders
Raynaud's Phenomenon
SARS
Seizures
sexually transmitted diseases
sleep disorders
smoking
stroke
thrush
thyroid disorders
warts
whooping cough

Top uno luck award goes to this guy

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