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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:26pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:32pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 2:35pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:52am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:40pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:29am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:12am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 12:51pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:00am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 9:51am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 10:42am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:36am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 7:30am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:49am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:58am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:01pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:22pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:42pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:32pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:51pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 8:56pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 3:13pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:16am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:00am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:00am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:00am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:01pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:17pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:45pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 7:36am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:45am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:47am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:16pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 3:19pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:11pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:20am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:55am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:34pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:58pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:00pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:16pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:19am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:40pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:52pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 5:53pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:12pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 3:09pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:51pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:10am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:53am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:31pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:59pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:45pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 1:26pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 12:30pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 7:10pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 9:51am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:28pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:32am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 1:09pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:13pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:13pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:13pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:00pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:16pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:28pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:18am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:16pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:28pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:09pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:50pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:02pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 6:24pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:10am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 2:27pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 2:46pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 11:46am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 5:15am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:00am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 10:21am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 1:31pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 5:04pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 4:45pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 20 May @ 6:12pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 9:19pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 9:19pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:09pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 12:33pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:36pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 6:00pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 11:15am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 May @ 12:21pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 23 May @ 6:21pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 23 May @ 6:21pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 12:11pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 May @ 6:47pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 3:06pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 1:18pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 2:32pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:32am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 1:45pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 5:04pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 3:40am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 8:34am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:39pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 1:19pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 8:04am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:17am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 May @ 9:46am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 1:09pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 10:43am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 22 May @ 11:50am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 May @ 4:39pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 21 May @ 6:37pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:14am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:29am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 1:09pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 5:04pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 2:33pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 8:40am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:50pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 May @ 9:45am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 May @ 10:14am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 May @ 11:32am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 6:26pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 5:53am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:46am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:30am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:00pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 10:42am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 May @ 12:22pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 11:15am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 1:08pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 1:28pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 7:00pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 8:40am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 2:37pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 May @ 6:36am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 May @ 10:13am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:16pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:02am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:00am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:50pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May @ 3:07pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May @ 3:07pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 May @ 4:25pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 7:35am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 30 May @ 1:05pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:55pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 12:47pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:42am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:05pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 7:06am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 3:13pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 2:48pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 12:40pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:54pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:27pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:45am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 1:25pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 2:33pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 3:50pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 6:31pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 2:34pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 7:26am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:13am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 7:30am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:30am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:50pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 May @ 6:06am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May @ 3:35pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 May @ 5:00pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 May @ 4:36pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 May @ 5:18am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 May @ 3:55am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 May @ 5:51am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 5:24am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 May @ 5:08pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 May @ 3:25pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 May @ 3:13pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 May @ 3:32pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 May @ 4:14pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 May @ 4:31pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:00am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:45am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 25 May @ 12:21pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 5:04pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 5:26pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 12:40pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 2:45pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 3:40am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:36am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 12:39pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 May @ 6:35am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May @ 1:16pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:31am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:02am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 3:54am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:21am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May @ 12:35pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 22 May @ 11:50am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May @ 9:45am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May @ 9:06am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:13pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May @ 3:09pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:18am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May @ 12:59pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May @ 4:14pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May @ 5:02pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 12:44pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 6:44am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 1:12pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 8:34am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 1:51pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:13am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 8:16pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 8:34am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 May @ 8:11am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 3:07pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:13pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 22 May @ 3:04pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:45am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 10:04am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 10:12am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 20 May @ 4:59pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 May @ 3:10pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 May @ 9:06am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 May @ 3:13pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 5:13am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 8:34am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:16pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 May @ 8:11am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 May @ 12:55pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:35pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May @ 3:46am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May @ 5:48am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 May @ 12:35pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 20 May @ 3:12pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 May @ 10:22am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 21 May @ 4:40pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 5:55am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:38pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 4:06am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:09am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:36pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 11:15am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 4:57am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 5:26pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 24 May @ 9:33am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May @ 1:45pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May @ 6:14pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May @ 3:46am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:45am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May @ 3:25pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May @ 6:26pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May @ 10:13am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:54pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 May @ 3:35pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:35pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 May @ 3:22pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 May @ 5:17am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 7:24am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 20 May @ 4:59pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 May @ 8:14am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 21 May @ 4:47pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 21 May @ 5:59pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 May @ 5:58pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 21 May @ 8:32pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 May @ 3:26pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 May @ 6:26pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 May @ 3:39pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 May @ 3:26pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 May @ 4:46pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 May @ 6:16pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 May @ 5:58pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 May @ 11:45am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 May @ 12:47pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 May @ 1:03pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 May @ 12:20pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 May @ 12:48pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 May @ 3:44pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 May @ 5:00pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 7:02am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 7:03am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 3:15pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 11:53am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:04pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:07am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 2:33pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 4:31am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 May @ 3:35pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May @ 3:09pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May @ 11:05am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 May @ 5:54pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 May @ 11:37am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 11:07am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 May @ 5:02pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 May @ 5:07pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 8:35am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:31am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May @ 5:48am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 May @ 4:59pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 May @ 3:35pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 4:04am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 May @ 5:51am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 May @ 2:50pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 20 May @ 4:59pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 May @ 10:22am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 21 May @ 5:03pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 May @ 5:58pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 21 May @ 8:12pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 22 May @ 11:10am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 May @ 12:08pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 22 May @ 2:21pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 May @ 3:04pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 May @ 11:06am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 20 May @ 4:59pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 21 May @ 10:22am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 21 May @ 4:47pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 21 May @ 5:58pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 May @ 7:08pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 22 May @ 11:07am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 May @ 11:39am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 22 May @ 12:12pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 23 May @ 3:36pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 May @ 5:01pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 23 May @ 3:36pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 May @ 6:48pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May @ 4:05pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May @ 5:03pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May @ 5:54pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May @ 11:03am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May @ 12:01pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May @ 12:28pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May @ 3:04pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May @ 5:34pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 May @ 11:01am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 May @ 5:48am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 5:37am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 May @ 11:02am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 May @ 11:02am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 May @ 4:45pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 May @ 10:49am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 May @ 10:49am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May @ 11:03am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May @ 11:36am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 May @ 9:07am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 May @ 10:44am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 25 May @ 12:11pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 26 May @ 5:22pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:09pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 12:27pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 4:58pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 22 May @ 10:58am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 May @ 6:37pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 21 May @ 4:47pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 21 May @ 5:54pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 21 May @ 5:58pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 21 May @ 8:13pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 22 May @ 11:37am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 May @ 11:58am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 22 May @ 2:22pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 May @ 4:33pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 23 May @ 5:14pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 23 May @ 6:15pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 May @ 9:40am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 24 May @ 10:44am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 May @ 3:23pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 1:12pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 5:04pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 2:37pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:14pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:21am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 May @ 8:14am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 May @ 7:44pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 May @ 12:08pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 May @ 3:04pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 May @ 9:33am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 May @ 11:19am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May @ 1:17pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 May @ 5:15pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 May @ 5:12pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May @ 11:57am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 May @ 2:01pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 May @ 10:58am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 8:34am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 10:04am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 1:09pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:30am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:31am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May @ 5:17am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May @ 2:50pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 May @ 5:54pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 May @ 11:38am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 May @ 3:04pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 May @ 6:48pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 May @ 11:19am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 May @ 7:19am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May @ 3:09pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 May @ 8:12am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 May @ 5:37pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May @ 2:20pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 May @ 4:51pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 May @ 6:22pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 May @ 2:14pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 May @ 12:47pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 2:29pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 May @ 8:34am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:20pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 3:22pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 5:53pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 4:53am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 4:53am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 3:04pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 25 May @ 11:19am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 May @ 11:06am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 May @ 9:33am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 May @ 11:01am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 May @ 2:01pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 10:44am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 1:35pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 1:03pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 May @ 4:12pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 23 May @ 5:34pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 May @ 11:38am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 22 May @ 8:02am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 22 May @ 11:10am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 22 May @ 12:08pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 22 May @ 2:20pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 23 May @ 3:36pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 May @ 5:04pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 23 May @ 6:15pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 May @ 6:50pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 24 May @ 9:54am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 24 May @ 3:23pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 May @ 11:39am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 25 May @ 1:47pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 May @ 7:19am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May @ 8:22am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:46pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:16am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 25 May @ 1:57pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 22 May @ 2:21pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 22 May @ 3:04pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 23 May @ 5:01pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 23 May @ 5:21pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 23 May @ 6:48pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 May @ 9:54am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 24 May @ 2:11pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 May @ 4:14pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 25 May @ 11:20am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 26 May @ 7:19am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 May @ 7:19am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 27 May @ 8:23am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 May @ 9:56am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 9:16am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 12:05pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 7:30am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 May @ 1:54pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:02am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May @ 12:34pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 May @ 5:03pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 May @ 10:13am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 May @ 2:28pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 May @ 5:34pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 May @ 10:44am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 May @ 2:19pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 May @ 8:45am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 9:52am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 6:11am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May @ 3:46am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 May @ 11:16am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 May @ 9:21am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 May @ 3:10pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 May @ 6:37pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 May @ 3:10pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 May @ 4:39pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 May @ 1:41pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 May @ 11:19am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May @ 2:29pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 8:52am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 7:47am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:56am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:08pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 11:42am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 4:55pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 6:52am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 10:02am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:15am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 May @ 12:22pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:16pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:58am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 May @ 4:05pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 May @ 7:44pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 May @ 12:08pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 May @ 3:36pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 May @ 9:53am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 May @ 11:19am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 May @ 7:21pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 2:07pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug @ 6:57am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 May @ 4:10am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 May @ 11:29am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 May @ 9:38am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 May @ 4:36pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 23 May @ 5:21pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 23 May @ 6:48pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 24 May @ 9:40am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 24 May @ 2:04pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 25 May @ 9:59am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 May @ 1:41pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 25 May @ 3:09pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 May @ 11:19am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 27 May @ 8:23am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 29 May @ 3:03pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 4:13pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 12:14pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 5:22pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 3:10pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:24am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 10:40am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 3:54pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 6:40am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 May @ 5:34pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 May @ 6:48pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 May @ 7:21pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 5:20pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 25 May @ 12:21pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 12:39pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 8:10am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 6:07pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 11:24am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 6:56am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 6:44am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 6 May @ 12:13pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:06am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 20 May @ 6:12pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 21 May @ 6:37pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 22 May @ 11:50am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 22 May @ 3:04pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 24 May @ 9:33am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 25 May @ 12:11pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 26 May @ 5:22pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 1:09pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 9:07pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May @ 6:23am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 22 May @ 11:49am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 May @ 9:53am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 May @ 6:48pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 24 May @ 10:44am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 24 May @ 3:38pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 25 May @ 11:19am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 25 May @ 11:20am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 25 May @ 4:46pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 May @ 11:19am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May @ 8:23am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 May @ 12:10pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 10:40am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:25pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 8:39am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 2:31pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 2:31pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 4 May @ 12:55pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 May @ 3:13pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 11:23am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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