why are my friends weird

I really, really like the smell of piss.
It has so many possibilities, and I love finding new scents. Am I going to smell goat piss today? Piss smells different according to species and even medical condition and diet- so I gotta subtly whiff every piss. You never know, could be a really good one. My favorite is the piss of a female diabetic cat. And no, it’s not even sexual, I am just a piss connoisseur. I had a friend in high school who I hung out with so much specifically because his female diabetic cat had a UTI and kept pissing everywhere. It smelled divine.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx